2026: THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

8-14 DAY TEMP 4CAST 20260110 - 20260116 AVG TEMPS IN BOSTON 8-14 DAYS FROM NOW: 36F - 35F  MAP SHOWS THE NORHTEAST SHADED VARIOUS COLORS OF ORANGE
ABOVE AVG TEMPS COMING 2 THE NORTHEAST UNITED STATES EMPIRE

COMMUNICATION #5

/ ITS TIME 2 HEAT IT UP
/ DID U 4GET UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL?
/ DECEMBER WAS COLD
/ W/ 23 DAYS BELOW AVG
/ BUT UR WEATHER LORDS OFFERED BOSTON A YEAR W/ ABOVE AVG TEMPS
/ U HAD THE HOTTEST JUNE DAY EVER RECORDED @ 102 DEGREES ON 20250624
/ & BELOW AVG PRECIPITATION
/ BOSTON ALSO HAD ITS WINDIEST YEAR EVER RECORDED
/ AVG WIND GUSTS IN BOSTON R RECORDED @ OVER 30 MPH
/ & 2 RARE SEPTEMBER TORNADOES OCCURRED
/ & AS OF 20260102 MUSCH OF UR COMMONWEALTH IS STILL IN A DROUGHT
/ W/ SUM AREAS IN SEVERE DROUGHT
/ BOSTON IS ABNORMALLY DRY

MASSACHUSETTS DROUGHT SITCH MAP FROM 20260102 SHOWS MUCH OF MASSACHUSETTS IN DROUGHT OR ABNORMALLY DRY, WITH SOME SPOTS IN SEVERE DROUGHT
MASSACHUSETTS DROUGHT SITCH MAP 4 20260102

SAY HIS NAME: SHACOBY KENNY

A IMAGE OF SHACOBY KENNY AGAINST CLOUDS & FLOWERS. TEXT READS: IN LOVING MEMORY OF SHACOBY 'COBY' KENNY
GOFUNDME 4 SHACOBY KENNY'S FUNERAL EXPENSES

/ SHACOBY KENNY WAS BEATEN & KILLED BEYE CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS WHILE IN CUSTODY & RESTRAINED
/ BEYE VIDEO & EYEWITNESS ACCTS
/ IT SEEMS 2 THIS WEATHER BEING THAT THIS SHULD BE A LARGER MOAR WELL KNOWN STORY THAN IT CURRENTLY IS
/ READING 4 U:
/ https://www.wgbh.org/news/local/2025-12-15/protesters-call-for-transparency-following-in-custody-death-of-shacoby-kenny
/ https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/27/metro/suffolk-house-of-correction-death/
/ https://www.masslive.com/boston/2026/01/senator-sounds-alarm-on-shacoby-kenny-death-other-fatalities-in-mass-jails-and-prisons.html
/ DONATE 2 THE GOFUNDME RAISING $$$ 4 SHACOBY KENNY'S FUNERAL EXPENSES

FILM RECOMMENDATIONS & ANTI-RECOMMENDATIONS

/ DO NOT WATCH THE FILM "OUT COLD"
/ IT IS THE WORST FILM EYE HAVE EVER SEEN
/ READ MEYE SCATHING 0.5 STAR REVIEW HERE

A BUNCH OF LOSERS ON ONE SET OF SKIS
A MOVIE POSTER 4 A TRULY TERRIBLE FILM

/ WATCH THE FILM "GET OUT"
/ IT IS A EXCELLENT HORROR FILM THAT CAPTURES THE ESSENCE & TERROR OF WHITE LIBERAL RACISM
/ READ MEYE 4.5 STAR REVIEW HERE

A BLACK MAN ON A CHAIR LOOKING HORRIFIED W/ A WHITE FAMILY BEHIND HIM
GET OUT WAS A SUPERB FILM

3 WEATHER IS HAPPENING VIDEOS EYE THINK ULL ENJOY

/ EYE ATTACKED & ATE MEYESELF ON UR CHRISTMAS MORNING
/ THUS LEARNING THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

EYE HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

/ EYE GOT A NEW STEEL EXOSKELETON (AUTOMOBILE)
/ A 1982 CADILLAC DEVILLE LIMOSINE
/ EYE HAVE MODIFIED THIS AUTOMOBILE 2 RUN ON ATMOSPHERIC CO2 & EXHAUST AIR
/ 6 OF ME ALL PILED IN2 THIS VEHICLE 4 A LIL JOY RIDE 2 RIDE OFF IN2 2026

GET IN BUDDY, WE'RE HEADED 2 2026

/ FINALLY, 2 OF US WEATHER MANS LEARNED HOW 2 SKATE
/ 2 DELIVER THE WEATHER UN2 U IN A HOCKEY RINK

LETS CHECK THE REVELRY 4CAST 4 NYE 2026

THE TRUE MEANING OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

/ IMPORTANT INFO WHILST HEADING DEEPER IN2 2026
/ WICH HOPEFULLY WILL BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IS NOT A MEANS 2 ALTER THE WEATHER 2 CONDISHES U THINK R "NICE"
/ O PLS
/ REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS MEANS 1 THING:
/ U NEED 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ U SEE
/ UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ & UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL AS A RESULT
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
/ "BUT HOW DEW EYE REPENT"
/ WELL EYEM AFRAID EYE CULD NOT TELL U WAT METHODS R APPROPRIATE
/ BUT THE TRUTH IS
/ U HAVE 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ & BEYE "U"
/ EYE MEAN THE ROYAL U
/ MEANING EVRE1 ON UR PLANET
/ AS LONG AS 1 PERSON IS BEING DESTRUXTED UR ALL BEING DESTRUXTED
/ SO REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS 2DAY
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS 2MORRO
/ & MAKE 2026 THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

THE SUFFERING WILL BE OVER 1NCE UVE COMPLETED REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

MERCH CRAP

/ & FINALLY THE LEAST INTERESTING PORTION OF THE NEWSLETTER
/ THE PART WHEREST EYE HAWK MEYE WAREZ
/ & U KNOW SUMTHING
/ EYEM STILL HAWKING THIS CALENDAR
/ ITS NOT 2 LATE 2 RCV & ENJOY
/ W/ 12 MONTHS OF V INTERESTING WEATHER IS HAPPENING IMAGES
/ NOW ON SALE
/ $6 OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE

THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING WALL CALENDAR

/ THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING 2026 WALL CALENDAR
/ FILLED W/ SCREENSHOTS FROM A VIDEO FROM EVERY MONTH IN THE YEAR 2025
/ (EXCEPT DECEMBER WICH IS FROM 2023)
/ WAT A WAY 2 MARK THE PASSAGE OF TIME
/ ON THIS EXTRAORDINARILY SPESH CALENDAR
.: 14" X 11.5" (GLOSSY)
.: HIGH QUALITY PAPER STOCK
.: LARGE VIBRANT IMAGES FOR EACH MONTH
.: SPIRAL BINDING
.: CENTERED HOLE FOR HANGING
FULFILLED & SHIPPED BEYE PRINTIFY.COM, *WILL ARRIVE SEPARATELY FROM STICKER ETC ORDERS*. THEY WILL PRINT & SHIP THIS, PLS ALLOW UP2 2 WEEKS 4 DELIVERY

GET THE CALENDAR

REGISTER 4 ARISIA 2026 JANUARY 16TH - 19TH BC EYE WILL BE THERE GIVING OUT FREE STICKERS, INSPIRATIONAL WEATHER PAMPHLETS, & OBSIDIAN (WHILST SUPPLIES LAST)

NEW ENGLAND'S LARGEST, MOST DIVERSE SCI-FI & FANTASY CONVENTION: ARISIA

MAKE 2026 THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

/ TBH EYE THOT 2020 WAS GOING 2 BE THE YEAR OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ BUT WE ALL KNOW WAT HAPPENED IN 2020 INSTEAD
/ UR COVID PANDEMIC BEGAN INSTEAD
/ BUT WEATHER U LIKE IT OR NOT
/ ITS TIME 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ ITS BEEN TIME
/ SO DEW WAT U NEED 2 DEW 2 PREPENT
/ BC 2026
/ IS
/ GOING
/ 2
/ BE
/ THE
/ YEAR
/ OF
/ REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING