WEATHER MAN IS CHIEF METEOROLOGIST 4 WEATHER IS HAPPENING, BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
COMMUNICATION #20 / SUM UNEVENTFUL WEATHER 4 U / BUT 2 MUSCH UNEVENTFUL WEATHER BECOMES SEVERE OR EXTREME WEATHER / AS THE ENDLESS LACK OF WETNESS IS A BAD TYPE OF WEATHER / AS BOSTON UR STILL IN A DROUGHT / UVE GOT A BIG H KEEPING ALL THE RAINBLOBS 2 UR SOUTH / A MOSTLY
COMMUNICATION #19 / "WATS THE WEATHER GOING 2 BE" / CMON / U DIDNT EVEN LET ME BEGIN / FOGBLOBS OVER FRINITE TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 40S / UR SATURMORN MAY START OFF FOGBLOBBY / WELL IT WILL STAY PRETTY BLOBULAR / TEMPS IN THE MID 50S / A BLOBBY SATURNITE IN THE MID 40S / THEN
COMMUNICATION #18 LOVELY WEATHER UR HAVING WULD BE A SHAME IF U HAD A DIRE NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS / LETS START THIS WEEK W/ THE WEATHER / ITS 2 BAD U DONT HAVE MUSCH RAINBLOBS ON THE 4CAST / 4 2 REASONS: / 1) U NEED THE RAINBLOBS BOSTON UR
#COMMUNICATION 17 ATTENTION TANK TOP PURCHASERS / 1ST OF ALL / IT HAS COME 2 MEYE ATTN THAT THE TANK TOPS THAT EYE HAVE BEEN SELLING ON MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM SINCE 11/28/2025 R OF A SUBSTANDARD QUALITY 😮🥹😠/ VERY THIN & MEDIOCRE / IF U PURCHASED A TANK TOP NETIME AFTER 11/
COMMUNICATION #16 ANEURYSM UPDATE / EYE HAD A NEW CT SCAN LAST WEEK / A LIL BIT OF A FIASCO / THE CT SCAN PPL WERE VERY NICE / BUT CULD NOT FIND A VEIN IN MEYE ARM / SO THEY PUT A IV IN MEYE HAND WICH WAS V UNPLEASANT / THEN EYE WAS ABOUT
COMMUNICATION #15 / UR DEATH SPIRAL EXPRESSES ITSELF IN SO MANY SPESH WAYS NOW THAT UVE BEEN REALITY SHIFTED IN2 DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM / 1 SUCH WAY IS BEING FELT IN UR WEST / AS IT STEEPS UNDER THE HEAT DOME / BREAKING ALL HEAT RECORDS 4 MARCH UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL / &
COMMUNICATION #14 SUM QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS / THE RUMORS R TRUE / EYE WILL BE HELPING HOST & WILL PROVIDE WEATHER 4 THE RAT CITY ARTS FESTIVAL ON AUGUST 1 IN ALLSTON / SO MAKE PLANS 2 GO 2 THAT / ALSO / MAY 16TH U MITE WANT 2 GET A COPY OF THE 16TH ISSUE
COMMUNICATION #13 / ACTUALLY / UR BLOBS R ALMOST OVER / WELL / NOT 100% / UR SATURMORN WILL PROBS HAVE DRIZZLEBLOBS / & U MAY HAVE FOGBLOBS UNTIL ~SATURNOON / BLOBULAR IN UR SATURAFT / BUT GUESS WAT / STARTING SATURDAY EYE DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN UR TEMPS WILL DIP BELOW 40 DEGREES AGAIN / TEMPS IN THE HI
COMMUNICATION #12 HOW DEW U FEEL NOW THAT UVE BEEN BLIZZARDBLOBBED & BOMBOGENESISD? / U CERTAINLY WERE UNDER THE BLIZZARD BLOBS THAT MONDAY / WERENT U / BOSTON RCVED 17 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / PROVIDENCE HAD U BEAT W/ 38 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / BUT POOR FALL RIVER / FALL
COMMUNICATION #11 / BOMBOGENESIS / A NOR'EASTER / BLOBBING ITS WAY 2 U SUNDAYNITE IN2 MONDAY / W/ A WICKED WIND W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH / COASTAL FLOOD WATCH / RN MEYE FEVERISH VIZIONS R SHOWING ME 5-10 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF 4 BOSTON / STAY TUNED BC YESTERDAY THOSE SAME
COMMUNICATION #10 / UH OH / EYE HAD A FEVERISH VIZION FROM UR WEATHER LORDS / A VIZION OF / SUM MOAR SNOWBLOBS 4 U / & AREAS ALONG THE COAST / U CULD SEE UP2 6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / U MITE NOTICE A FEW FOOLISH FLAKES FRIDAY / BUT THE REAL FLAKES WONT
COMMUNICATION #9 (A DAY LATE, BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER) / EYE ATTENDED A SECRET WEATHER MEETING IN NEWTON ON FRIDAY / & AS EYE TRAVELED WHILST WEARING MEYE ISOMORPHIC PROJECTION / 1 CULDNT HAPPEN BUT NOTICE HOW DISGUSTING THE SNOW IS / A 2 FOOT WIDE PATH & ON EITHER SIDE LARGE SNOW