WEATHER MAN IS CHIEF METEOROLOGIST 4 WEATHER IS HAPPENING, BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
COMMUNICATION #30 / THIS COMMUNIQUE IS BROUGHT 2 U BEYE / MANGO / WEATHER IS HAPPENING WULD LIKE 2 SALUTE MANGO / 4 ALL THE MANGOING THAT U HAVE ACCOMPLISHED / EYE SALUTE U MANGO SATURNITE THERE WILL BE A SECRET WEATHER CONFERENCE HOSTED @ THE WEATHER LAIR / MANGO CHUNKS / MANGO JUICE / MANGO SORBET POPS / MANGO
COMMUNICATION #29 / THATS RITE / EYE HAVE ALL MEYE POWERS BACK / NO MORE PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS / NO MORE TASTING THE SWAMP WATER / THIS IS IT / A NEW WEATHER LAIR IS BORN / & IN THIS WEATHER LAIR THE PORTAL ENTRANCE IS BIGGER THAN EVER / THATS RITE / EYEM BACK, BABY FACING WEST / THE NEW
COMMUNICATION #28 / WELL WELL / EYE APOLOGIZE EYE HAVE NOT WRITTEN 4 A WHILST / PER MEYE LAST EMAIL, / EYE HAVE BEEN HAVING A TIME / A TIME OF UPHEAVAL / A TIME FULL OF PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS & SWAMP WATER TASTING / U CULD ALMOST FEEL IT / IN FACT EYE CULD FEEL IT / 1NCE EYE
COMMUNICATION #27 A CONTRACT ETCHED IN STONE & STAMPED IN BLOOD / THINGS R RLY RAMPING UP NOW / EYE FEEL EYE AM IN ENDLESS MEETINGS W/ MANY DIFFERENT PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS NOW / EYE AM NOT ALONE IN MEYE SEARCH 4 THE NEW WEATHER LAIR / THE NEW WEATHER LAIR WICH ALREADY EXISTS AFTER
COMMUNICATION #26 / BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM / THATS WAT HAPPENED LAST SATURDAY / EYE NEARLY IMMEDIATELY SAID "BIG BOOM" ON THE INTERNET WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com)BIG BOOMBluesky SocialWEATHER IS HAPPENING / & EVRE1 AGREED / THERE WAS A BIG BOOM Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social)Big Boom on North Shore as well.
COMMUNICATION #25 / ITS FRIDAY MAY 29TH / TIME 4 SUM RAINBLOBS / WELL U HAD SUM LIL RAINBLOBLETS OVER U 2DAY / & CONTINUING / BUT THATS NOTHING COMPARED 2 THE BIG BLOBS UR GOING 2 GET / SUM OF THESE BLOBS CULD BE QUITE HEAVY / CULD THEN GET WETLESS IN THE EARL SATURMORN HOURS
COMMUNICATION #24 / WELL / A SATURDAY THAT WAS 1NCE PROMISED 2 BE WET / WILL BE WETLESS / 2 BAD / BC DROUGHT IS SPREADING THRU UR COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS / UR SATURDAY IS BLOBULAR IN THE LO2MID 60S / & DOWN IN2 THE HI 40S OVERNITE / OVERNITE / W/ CHANCES OF RAINBLOBS INCREASING / UNTIL THOSE RAINBLOBS
COMMUNICATION #23 FIRST SUM WEATHER / UR BELOW AVG TEMP PERIOD IS GOING 2 END ABRUPTLY / 4 REFERENCE AVG TEMP THIS TIME OF YEAR IN BOSTON IS ~66 DEGREES / IT IS TIME 4 ABOVE AVG TEMPS / SATURDAY: MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS IN THE MID2HI 70S / SUNDAY: SLITE CHANCE OF A RANDOM RAINBLOB SUNMORN
COMMUNICATION #22 / A FRIDAY IN THE LO2MID 60S W/ THE SLITE CHANCE OF A RANDOM RAINBLOB IN UR FRIAFT / UR FRINITE GETTING BACK DOWN IN2 THE LO2MID 40S SORRY SOMERVILLE PORCHFEST BUT ITS GOING 2 RAINBLOB / RAINBLOBS R LIKELY SATURDAY / BUT MOSTLY AFTER 4 PM / A BLOBULAR SATURDAY TEMPS IN
COMMUNICATION #21 EYE HOPE U R HAVING A REPENTFUL MAY DAY / R U REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS 2DAY? / SHULD BE MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS & IN THE LO2MID 60S / R U REPENTING IN DOWNTOWN BOSTON OR ELSEWHERE? / EYE HOPE IT GOES V WELL / AS UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
COMMUNICATION #20 / SUM UNEVENTFUL WEATHER 4 U / BUT 2 MUSCH UNEVENTFUL WEATHER BECOMES SEVERE OR EXTREME WEATHER / AS THE ENDLESS LACK OF WETNESS IS A BAD TYPE OF WEATHER / AS BOSTON UR STILL IN A DROUGHT / UVE GOT A BIG H KEEPING ALL THE RAINBLOBS 2 UR SOUTH / A MOSTLY
COMMUNICATION #19 / "WATS THE WEATHER GOING 2 BE" / CMON / U DIDNT EVEN LET ME BEGIN / FOGBLOBS OVER FRINITE TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 40S / UR SATURMORN MAY START OFF FOGBLOBBY / WELL IT WILL STAY PRETTY BLOBULAR / TEMPS IN THE MID 50S / A BLOBBY SATURNITE IN THE MID 40S / THEN