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COMMUNICATION #26 / BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM / THATS WAT HAPPENED LAST SATURDAY / EYE NEARLY IMMEDIATELY SAID "BIG BOOM" ON THE INTERNET WEATHER IS HAPPENING (@weatherishappening.com)BIG BOOMBluesky SocialWEATHER IS HAPPENING / & EVRE1 AGREED / THERE WAS A BIG BOOM Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social)Big Boom on North Shore as well.
COMMUNICATION #25 / ITS FRIDAY MAY 29TH / TIME 4 SUM RAINBLOBS / WELL U HAD SUM LIL RAINBLOBLETS OVER U 2DAY / & CONTINUING / BUT THATS NOTHING COMPARED 2 THE BIG BLOBS UR GOING 2 GET / SUM OF THESE BLOBS CULD BE QUITE HEAVY / CULD THEN GET WETLESS IN THE EARL SATURMORN HOURS
COMMUNICATION #24 / WELL / A SATURDAY THAT WAS 1NCE PROMISED 2 BE WET / WILL BE WETLESS / 2 BAD / BC DROUGHT IS SPREADING THRU UR COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS / UR SATURDAY IS BLOBULAR IN THE LO2MID 60S / & DOWN IN2 THE HI 40S OVERNITE / OVERNITE / W/ CHANCES OF RAINBLOBS INCREASING / UNTIL THOSE RAINBLOBS
COMMUNICATION #23 FIRST SUM WEATHER / UR BELOW AVG TEMP PERIOD IS GOING 2 END ABRUPTLY / 4 REFERENCE AVG TEMP THIS TIME OF YEAR IN BOSTON IS ~66 DEGREES / IT IS TIME 4 ABOVE AVG TEMPS / SATURDAY: MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS IN THE MID2HI 70S / SUNDAY: SLITE CHANCE OF A RANDOM RAINBLOB SUNMORN
COMMUNICATION #22 / A FRIDAY IN THE LO2MID 60S W/ THE SLITE CHANCE OF A RANDOM RAINBLOB IN UR FRIAFT / UR FRINITE GETTING BACK DOWN IN2 THE LO2MID 40S SORRY SOMERVILLE PORCHFEST BUT ITS GOING 2 RAINBLOB / RAINBLOBS R LIKELY SATURDAY / BUT MOSTLY AFTER 4 PM / A BLOBULAR SATURDAY TEMPS IN
COMMUNICATION #21 EYE HOPE U R HAVING A REPENTFUL MAY DAY / R U REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS 2DAY? / SHULD BE MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS & IN THE LO2MID 60S / R U REPENTING IN DOWNTOWN BOSTON OR ELSEWHERE? / EYE HOPE IT GOES V WELL / AS UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
COMMUNICATION #20 / SUM UNEVENTFUL WEATHER 4 U / BUT 2 MUSCH UNEVENTFUL WEATHER BECOMES SEVERE OR EXTREME WEATHER / AS THE ENDLESS LACK OF WETNESS IS A BAD TYPE OF WEATHER / AS BOSTON UR STILL IN A DROUGHT / UVE GOT A BIG H KEEPING ALL THE RAINBLOBS 2 UR SOUTH / A MOSTLY
COMMUNICATION #19 / "WATS THE WEATHER GOING 2 BE" / CMON / U DIDNT EVEN LET ME BEGIN / FOGBLOBS OVER FRINITE TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 40S / UR SATURMORN MAY START OFF FOGBLOBBY / WELL IT WILL STAY PRETTY BLOBULAR / TEMPS IN THE MID 50S / A BLOBBY SATURNITE IN THE MID 40S / THEN
COMMUNICATION #18 LOVELY WEATHER UR HAVING WULD BE A SHAME IF U HAD A DIRE NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS / LETS START THIS WEEK W/ THE WEATHER / ITS 2 BAD U DONT HAVE MUSCH RAINBLOBS ON THE 4CAST / 4 2 REASONS: / 1) U NEED THE RAINBLOBS BOSTON UR
#COMMUNICATION 17 ATTENTION TANK TOP PURCHASERS / 1ST OF ALL / IT HAS COME 2 MEYE ATTN THAT THE TANK TOPS THAT EYE HAVE BEEN SELLING ON MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM SINCE 11/28/2025 R OF A SUBSTANDARD QUALITY 😮🥹😠/ VERY THIN & MEDIOCRE / IF U PURCHASED A TANK TOP NETIME AFTER 11/
COMMUNICATION #16 ANEURYSM UPDATE / EYE HAD A NEW CT SCAN LAST WEEK / A LIL BIT OF A FIASCO / THE CT SCAN PPL WERE VERY NICE / BUT CULD NOT FIND A VEIN IN MEYE ARM / SO THEY PUT A IV IN MEYE HAND WICH WAS V UNPLEASANT / THEN EYE WAS ABOUT
COMMUNICATION #15 / UR DEATH SPIRAL EXPRESSES ITSELF IN SO MANY SPESH WAYS NOW THAT UVE BEEN REALITY SHIFTED IN2 DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM / 1 SUCH WAY IS BEING FELT IN UR WEST / AS IT STEEPS UNDER THE HEAT DOME / BREAKING ALL HEAT RECORDS 4 MARCH UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL / &