MANGO WEATHER
COMMUNICATION #30
/ THIS COMMUNIQUE IS BROUGHT 2 U BEYE
/ MANGO
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING WULD LIKE 2 SALUTE MANGO
/ 4 ALL THE MANGOING THAT U HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
/ EYE SALUTE U MANGO
SATURNITE THERE WILL BE A SECRET WEATHER CONFERENCE HOSTED @ THE WEATHER LAIR
/ MANGO CHUNKS
/ MANGO JUICE
/ MANGO SORBET POPS
/ MANGO MOCHI
/ MANGO TORTILLA CHIPS
/ MANGO SALSA
/ DRIED MANGO
/ &
/ MANGO BEEF JERKY
THATS A LOT OF MANGO
A LOT OF MANGO 4 A MANGO EVENING
PERFECT MANGO WEATHER
/ MANGOS FIND THEMSELVES THRIVING IN DANK WEATHER W/ DEW PTS OVER 60 DEGREES
/ SO THIS OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE IS PERFECT MANGO WEATHER
OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE
OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE
/ UR OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE WILL LAST THRU SUNDAY
/ W/ DEW PTS REMAINING ABOVE 70 UNTIL MONDAY
/ & TEMPS IN THE LO 90S THRU THE WEEKEND
/ SATURDAY BLOBULAR
/ SATUREVE & SATURNITE U HAVE A CHANCE OF SUM RANDOM RAINBLOBS
/ & MAYBS EVEN A
/ THUNDERBLOB
/ SUNDAY SKYBLOBLESS
/ MONDAY THO TEMPS IN THE HI 80S & DANK DEW PTS BACK DOWN IN THE 60S
/ TUESDAY IN THE HI 80S
/ WEDNES & THURS DAYS IN THE MID 80S
/ FRIDAY & BEYOND WILL BE LO 80S & 70S
/ W/ COMFY DEW PTS IN THE 50S
DEW PTS IN THE 50S?
LETS CONSULT THE DEW PT DANKNESS SCALE
O MEYE, THATS COMFY
BOSTON UR DROUGHT IS OVER
/ UR NOW JUST ABNORMALLY DRY
/ UVE BEEN GETTING ENOUGH OF UR WEATHER LORDS SPESH GIFT LATELY
/ THE GIFT OF FREE WATER
/ NOT 2 MUSCH RAINBLOBS IN UR 4CAST THO BESIDES FROM THE RANDOM POTENSH 4 RANDOM RAIN & THUNDER BLOBS
/ U DONT WANT 2 SLIP BACK IN2 DROUGHT
/ SO KEEP ON REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
NEW WEATHER LAIR = A 20% OFF SALE ON MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM
USE COUPON CODE: LAIRWARMING
4 20% OFF THRU 8/31
@ MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM
/ AS EYE BELIEF EYE MENTIONED
/ THE NEW WEATHER LAIR FACES WEST
/ SO THAT EYE MAY DELIVER UN2 U
/ SUNSET PICS
/ & WEATHER PICS
/ AS WEATHER GENERALLY TRAVELS FROM WEST 2 EAST
/ U CULD BEHOLD IN THE MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS
/ IF U FOLLOW ME ON MASTODON &/OR BLUESKY U SHALL RCV DAILY SUNSETS OVER GREATER BOSTON
A DISTANT THUNDERSTORM VISIBLE IN BOSTON THURSNITE
Dan “Leto” Hahn
/ BTW
/ HEAT LIGHTNING ISNT RLY A THING
/ HEAT LIGHTNING IS RLY JUST A THUNDERBLOB SO DISTANT THAT U CULD NOT HEAR THE THUNDER EVEN THO U CULD SEE IT
/ THATS ALL IT IS
O BTW, TUESDAY WAS UR LAST SUNSET AFTER 8 PM UNTIL MAY 17TH 2027
UR JUST SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
& U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
& STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
51 PLEASANT ST
#227
MALDEN, MA 02148
