EYEM BACK, BABY

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THE WEATHER MAN SMILING WIDELY W/ A CAPTION THAT READS "EYEM BACK, BABY"
EYEM BACK, BABY

COMMUNICATION #29

/ THATS RITE
/ EYE HAVE ALL MEYE POWERS BACK
/ NO MORE PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS
/ NO MORE TASTING THE SWAMP WATER
/ THIS IS IT
/ A NEW WEATHER LAIR IS BORN
/ & IN THIS WEATHER LAIR THE PORTAL ENTRANCE IS BIGGER THAN EVER
/ THATS RITE
/ EYEM BACK, BABY

FACING WEST

/ THE NEW WEATHER LAIR FACES WEST
/ THIS IS PERFECT 4 2 REASONS
/ 1) SUNSET WEATHER PICS
/ 2) AS A GENERAL RULE (THAT IS OFTEN BROKEN) WEATHER TRAVELS WEST 2 EAST
/ SO EYE WILL HAVE A GOOD VIEW OF INCOMING WEATHER

NO LONGER W/IN THE CITY LIMITS OF BOSTON

/ THE WEATHER LAIR IS NESTLED SUMWHERE W/IN GREATER BOSTON
/ SUPERNATURALLY NESTLED NORTH OF BOSTON
/ BTWIXT CHARLESTOWN, MALDEN, MEDFORD, MELROSE, REVERE, SOMERVILLE, & STONEHAM
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING IS NOW GREATER BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
/ NO GAMES

EYEM GOING 2 GO AHEAD & SUGGEST THAT THE STORMBLOB U HAD ON WEDNESDAY WAS NOT A NOR'EASTER

/ SURE IT WAS SPINNING
/ SURE MAYBS @ SUM PT U HAD WINDS COMING OUT OF THE NORTHEAST
/ AS THE BIG L SPUN AROUND U
/ BUT EYE MEAN COME ON
/ A NOR'EASTER IN JULY?
/ IDK
/ UR GONNA HAVE 2 DEW BETTER THAN THAT W/ WICKED WINDS

BUT IT SURE WETTENED A LRG AREA

/ W/ SUM AREAS OF NEW YORK STATE GETTING CLOSE TO 10 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ CREATING FLOODS
/ WASHING AWAY DEATH STRIPS
/ STRANDING PPL
/ A WHOLE SITUATION

U CULD FEEL UR DEATH SPIRAL IN SO MANY SPESH WAYS NOW THAT UVE BEEN REALITY SHIFTED IN2 DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM

/ UR SEA SURFACE TEMPS R WELL ABOVE NORMAL
/ QUITE ANOMALOUSLY SO
/ ALTHO IN UR ATLANTIC THIS INCREASES WIND SHEER WICH SHREDS HORRORBLOBS 2 PIECES B4 THEY EVEN FORM
/ ELSEWHERE ALL OVER UR PLANET
/ ESPESH IN UR PACIFIC OCEAN
/ R EXPERIENCING V FAVORABLE HORRORBLOB CONDISHES

Zack Labe (@zacklabe.com)
Wednesday El Niño update - Some notable warming across a large part of the eastern half of the tropical Pacific Ocean during the last 7 days. And an ongoing strong westerly wind burst will continue to strengthen El Niño even further toward record territory. Data from NOAA OISSTv2.1. 🌊
@cira-csu.bsky.social
Earlier this morning, moonlight illuminated the eye of Super Typhoon Dolphin.

/ W/ HORRORBLOB DOLPHIN BECOMING UR PLANET'S 5TH LEVEL 5 HORRORBLOB THIS YEAR
/ UR EL NINO IS CREATING A DANKER, HOTTER THAN NORMAL SUMMER 4 GREATER BOSTON
/ THIS BEYOND-SUPER EL NINO IS JUST RAMPING UP
/ W/ ITS PEAK EXPECTED BTWIXT NOVEMBER & FEBRUARY OF NEXT YEAR
/ BOSTON IS IN 4 A SICKLY WARM FALL & WINTER

BUT NEWAYS:
MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM IS REOPENED

MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM IS REOPENED

/ 4 ALL UR WEATHER IS HAPPENING MERCH NEEDS
/ VISIT MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM
/ REOPENED AFTER 2 MONTHS OF BEING CLOSED
/ BUY UR STICKERS, T-SHIRTS, & OTHER STUFF 2

U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING

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