THE BOSTON BIG BOOM OF 2026
COMMUNICATION #26
/ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
/ THATS WAT HAPPENED LAST SATURDAY
/ EYE NEARLY IMMEDIATELY SAID "BIG BOOM" ON THE INTERNET
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ & EVRE1 AGREED
/ THERE WAS A BIG BOOM
Malaclypse the Middle
flimshaw
Lish Bee
Kate / Katelyn Forrest
Think again Bruce
/ NOW THATS WAT EYE WULD CALL A BIG BOOM
/ EYE FELT TERROR IN MEYE HEART B4 EYE KNEW WAT THE BIG BOOM WAS
/ UNTIL FINALLY SUM1 WAS LIKE
/ "IT WAS A METEOR"
/ THATS RITE
/ A ROCK IN SPACE
/ NOT RLY A ROCK THO
/ IRON
/ ~5 FEET WIDE
/ ~5.6 METRIC TONS
/ TRAVELING @ 42,000 MPH
/ GENERATING A SONIC BOOM
/ WICH BROKE APART 31 MILES ABOVE UR PLANET
/ @ A UNUSUALLY STEEP ANGLE
/ & LIKELY LANDED IN UR CAPE COD BAY SUMWHERE
& NOW U CULD GET THE BOSTON BIG BOOM OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT
THE BOSTON BIG BOOM OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE UNISEX CREW NECK T-SHIRT
/ WTF WAS THAT
/ THAT WAS A BIG BOOM
/ HEARD FROM PROVIDENCE 2 LOWELL
/ A FIREBALL
/ A BOLIDE
/ (A METEOR)
/ FLEW THRU UR SKY AS IT WAS RAINBLOBBING W/ A WICKED WIND W/ TEMPS IN THE MID 40S
/ BOOMING U UP
/ BOOMING U DOWN
/ BOOMING UP UR TOWN
/ CELEBRATE THE BOSTON BIG BOOM OF 2026 W/ THIS COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT
/ *PLS NOTE ONLY WHITE, PINK, & YELLOW HAVE BLACK TEXT, THE REST OF THE COLORS HAVE WHITE TEXT*
DRINKING SWAMP WATER @ THE RECOMMENDATION OF PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS
/ AS EYE HAVE MENTIONED IN PREVIOUS EMAILS
/ EYE HAVE BEEN DRINKING SWAMPWATER
/ AGAIN
/ & FINALLY
/ W/ THE HELP OF A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
/ EYE FOUND A UNNAMED SWAMP IN THE BRIDGEWATER TRIANGLE 2 TASTE
/ 2 SIP FROM
/ 2 IMBIBE
/ EYE DRANK 1 GLASS & WASNT SURE NETHING WAS EVEN HAPPENING
/ THEN EYE DRANK A 2ND GLASS
/ & THAT DEF DID SUMTHING
EYE CULD FEEL IT
/ ITS ALL CHANGING AGAIN
/ THE WEATHER LAIR IS ON THE MOVE
/ MORPHING IN2 A NEW LOCATION
/ THE LIMINAL TUBE OF TRANSFERENCE HAS ALREADY APPEARED
/ & HAS ALREADY BROUGHT THE PORTAL OVER 2 THE NEW WEATHER LAIR
/ THE LOCATION OF WICH EYE DEW NOT KNOW YET
/ BUT EYE WILL FIND IT
/ & PERHAPS THE TRANSFERENCE WILL BE COMPLETED IN MID2LATE JULY
EYE MUST FIND THE NEW WEATHER LAIR
/ EYE HAVE A LOT OF WEATHER.BIZ 2 TAKE CARE OF
/ AS EYE SEARCH 4 THE WEATHER LAIR
/ AS EYE STUFF ITEMS THRU THE LIMINAL TUBE OF TRANSFERENCE
/ STILL LOTS OF MEETINGS W/ PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS
/ ETC ETC
THERE WILL BE REDUCED WEATHER SVC BTWIXT NOW & MID2LATE JULY
/ MEANING THERE WILL BE V FEW VIDEOS
/ SUM IMGS
/ MOSTLY TEXT
/ EYE WILL TRY 2 MAINTAIN THE NEWSLETTER
/ WE SHALL SEE
THE HEAT WILL CRASH
/ SATURDAY TEMPS IN THE LO 90S
/ BUT THERES A RAINBLOB LINE COMING THRU
/ WICH MAY PRODUCE THUNDERBLOBS
/ MAYBS EVEN
SEVERE THUNDERBLOBS
/ HEAVY RAINBLOBS
/ LIGHTNING
/ & WICKED WINDS
/ WE'RE TALKIN AROUND 6 7 OR 8 PM
SO UR SPESH DAYTIME PRIDE ACTIVITIES R SAFE
/ RAINBLOBS OVERNITE SATURNITE & SUNDAY
/ TEMPS SUNDAY IN THE MID 80S
/ A MONDAY IN THE MID 70S
THE SALE OF ALL ITEMS IN THE STICKERS ETC CATEGORY @ MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM CONTINUES UNTIL 6/9
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"WEYOUNSTEETH"
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LIKE NIGHT COFFEE
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AFTER 6/9 ALL ITEMS IN THE STICKERS ETC CATEGORY WILL BECOME UNAVAILABLE UNTIL MID2LATE JULY
LET THESE STICKERS ETC SERVE AS A REMINDER
/ A REMINDER OF UR NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ & UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
2193 COMMONWEALTH AVE
SUITE 236
BOSTON MA 02135
