THE ENCOUNTERS @ FARPOINT
COMMUNICATION #24
/ WELL
/ A SATURDAY THAT WAS 1NCE PROMISED 2 BE WET
/ WILL BE WETLESS
/ 2 BAD
/ BC DROUGHT IS SPREADING THRU UR COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS
/ UR SATURDAY IS BLOBULAR IN THE LO2MID 60S
/ & DOWN IN2 THE HI 40S OVERNITE
/ OVERNITE
/ W/ CHANCES OF RAINBLOBS INCREASING
/ UNTIL THOSE RAINBLOBS SHULD DEF BE OVER U 8 AM SUNMORN
/ 2 WETTEN U ALL SUNDAY LONG TEMPS IN THE MID 50S
/ THE RAINBLOBS CONTINUING IN2 UR SUNDAYNITE
/ FLOATING AWAY BEYE 10 AM MONMORN
/ LEAVING BEHIND
/ UP2 1 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
A SPESH MONDAY
/ BLOBBY LO 70S
/ THEN TEMPS TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY UP BACK IN THE 80S
THE ENCOUNTERS @ FARPOINT
/ EYE ATTENDED A WEATHER CONFERENCE @ FARPOINT STATION
/ OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LOU'S IN HARVARD SQ LAST SATURNITE
/ 4 THE BOSTON ART REVIEW'S 16TH ISSUE PARTY
/ THE 16TH ISSUE IN WICH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WAS FEATURED
/ ITS IN PRINT ONLY
/ IF U WISH 2 READ IT U SHULD PURCHASE THE MAGAZINE ISSUE @ THIS LINK: https://www.bostonartreview.com/shop/issue-16
/ BUT NEWAYS
/ EYE HAD MANY ENCOUNTERS @ FARPOINT STATION
/ SPOKE W/ MANY INTERESTING PPL
/ IT IS MEYE BELIEF THAT MUSCH WILL HAPPEN AS A RESULT OF BOTH THIS FEATURE W/IN THE BOSTON ART REVIEW & MEYE ENCOUNTERS @ FARPOINT
WEYOUN THE WEATHER CAT HAS A DENTAL ISSUE :(
/ THE CAT DOCTOR SAID THAT WEYOUN IS IN PAIN IN HIS MOUTH
/ & AS A RESULT
/ WEYOUN IS GOING 2 HAVE A DENTAL PROCEDURE PERFORMED ON HIM ON 5/28
/ HE WILL NOT LIKE IT
/ THO TBH HE MAY ENJOY THE DRUGS
/ IT IS GOING 2 COST $$$
/ A PERFECT TIME 4 A SALE?
/ 4 ITEMS IN THE STICKERS ETC CATEGORY
/ USE COUPON CODE:
/ "WEYOUNSTEETH"
/ 4 30% OFF ITEMS W/IN THAT CATEGORY
EYE HOPE U & URS HAD A WONDERFUL WORLD GOTH DAY
THE 2026 ATLANTIC HORRORBLOB NAMES R IN
ARTHUR BERTHA CRISTOBAL DOLLY EDOUARD FAY GONZALO HANNA ISAIAS JOSEPHINE KYLE LEAH MARCO NANA OMAR PAULETTE RENE SALLY TEDDY VICKY WILFRED
DID U ENJOY THE HAWTENING LAST WEEK?
/ U BROKE THE TEMPERATURE RECORD 4 MAY 19TH IN BOSTON
/ PREVIOUSLY SET IN 1949 & THEN MATCHED IN 2017
/ A RECORD OF 90 DEGREES
/ SMASHING THAT RECORD
/ W/ A WHOPPING 96 DEGREES
/ W/ SEVERE THUNDERBLOBS THAT KNOCKED OUT POWER 4 OVER 50,000 HOUSEHOLDS IN BOSTON
/ U CULD FEEL UR DEATH SPIRAL IN SO MANY SPESH WAYS NOW THAT UVE BEEN REALITY SHIFTED IN2 DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
DID U ENJOY THE KEWL DOWN?
BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST OF THE WEEK:
EYE MET W/ A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR RECENTLY
/ THIS WAS 2 INQUIRE
/ 2 ESTABLISH THE FEASIBILITY OF YET ANOTHER NEW WEATHER LAIR
/ & WHERE IN THE BRIDGEWATER TRIANGLE EYE CULD SIP SWAMP WATER 2 MAKE IT HAPPEN
/ EYE ALREADY KNOW WAT IT IS 2 SIP THE WATER OF HOCKOMOCK SWAMP
/ BUT PERHAPS
/ JUST PERHAPS
/ THERE IS A DIFFERENT SWAMP EYE CULD SIP OUT OF IN ORDER 2 DISCOVER A NEW WEATHER LAIR
/ THIS WAS OUR TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
/ GAVE ME SUM VERY INTERESTING IDEAS 😏
THIS NEWSLETTER WRITTEN 2 THE TUNE OF
/ LET RHIANNA SERVE AS A REMINDER
/ A REMINDER OF UR NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
2193 COMMONWEALTH AVE
SUITE 236
BOSTON, MA 02135
