A SICKLY WARM WET FRIDAY W/ A WICKED WIND
COMMUNICATION #3
/ UR IN THE MIDST OF A SICKLY WICKED WIND ARENT U
/ BLOBS FROM THE WEST & THE SOUTH CONVERGING GRABBING MOISTURE OUT OF THE GULF OF MEXICO & FLINGING IT UP 2 BOSTON
/ W/ A WICKED WIND W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 55 MPH PEAKING @ ~2 PM
/ & SICKLY TEMPS UP IN THE HI 50S
/ THESE RAINBLOBS SHULD BE MOSTLY FLOATED AWAY BEYE DARKNESS'S FALL @ AS BOSTON UR SUN WILL SET @ 4:13 PM
/ LEAVING BEHIND UP2 1 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & THOSE RAINBLOBS R DRAGGING BEHIND IT
/ A COLDENING
/ BACK 2 MOAR SEASONABLE TEMPS
/ W/ TEMPS IN THE LO 30S BEYE MIDNITE 2NITE.
ULL BE BACK 2 COOLER THAN AVG TEMPS IN NO TIME
/ IN A WEEK FROM NOW MOVING 4WD ANOTHER WEEK
/ ULL PROBS BE COOLER THAN AVG
/ W/ LESS PRECIPITATION THAN AVG
/ HARD 2 SAY PRECISELY WAT THESE FEVERISH VIZIONS EYE HAVE BEEN RCVING FROM UR WEATHER LORDS MEAN THAT FAR IN UR FUTURE
COLDER THAN AVG METEOROLOGICAL WINTER SO FAR
/ EYE WILL TELL U WHEN UR HAVING DEATH SPIRAL CONDISHES DONT WORRY
/ ONE SICKLY DAY IN THE 50S IN DECEMBER DOES NOT A DEATH SPIRAL MAKE
/ AS THE REST OF THE PLANET BURNS
/ THE NORTHEAST UNITED STATES EMPIRE'S METEOROLOGICAL WINTER SO FAR AS BEEN COLDER THAN AVG
/ THE RECORD TEMP 4 DECEMBER 19TH IN BOSTON IS 64 DEGREES SET IN 1899
/ BUT DESPITE THE FACT UR METEOROLOGICAL WINTER HAS BEEN "NORMAL"ISH
/ DOES NOT MEAN U DONT HAVE 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
A KILLING @ SOUTH BAY
/ SEEMS ANOTHER PERSON HAS DIED IN CUSTODY @ THE SUFFOLK COUNTY HOUSE OF CORRECTIONS
/ W/ A EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT THAT 15-20 CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS WERE BEATING SHACOBY KENNY 2 DEATH
/ AFTER HE WAS PLACED IN2 HANDCUFFS
/ ~40 PPL WENT 2 SOUTH BAY 2 PROTEST IN A ACT OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & DEMAND THE FACILITY BE SHUT DOWN
/ AS IT HAS BEEN THE SITE OF NUMEROUS IN-CUSTODY DEATHS.
FOLLOW FRIDAY
PLEASE FOLLOW COURTWATCHMA ON BLUESKY & NEWHERE ELSE
A LOOK @ UR WEEKEND & A LOOK AHEAD
/ A WETLESS WEEKEND
/ W/ MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS WEATHER BOTH SATUR & SUN DAYS
/ SATURDAY WILL BE IN THE HI 30S
/ W/ UR SUNDAY IN THE MID 40S
/ SLITELY ABOVE AVG
/ BUT CERTAINLY NOTHING THAT WULD CAUSE A HINDRENCE 2WARDS REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ A MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS MONDAY IN THE LO 30S
/ A BLOBBY TUESDAY IN THE MID 30S W/ RANDOM SNOWBLOBS
/ A MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS WEDNESDAY IN THE HI 30S
/ & 4 UR SPESH THURSDAY U CULD EXPECT TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 30S
/ W/ THE POSSIBILITY OF RAIN SNAIN & SNOW BLOBS
OH YEAH EYE BROKE MEYE TOE
/ ON THE SAME FOOT EYE BROKE IN LATE OCTOBER
/ THE TOE NEXT 2 MEYE PINKY TOE ON MEYE RIGHT FOOT
/ EYE TALKED 2 A NURSE & THEY TOLD ME THERE WAS NOTHING THEY CULD RLY DEW 4 A TOE
/ THO MAYBS 1 THING EYE CULD DEW IS PUT MEYE BROKEN FOOT BOOT BACK ON IF EYEM CONDUCTING NE ACTIVITIES
/ AS IS A NEW TRADITION WHENEVER EYE CONTRACT A NEW MEDICAL PROBLEM
/ EYE AM RUNNING A SALE
MERCH CRAP
R U WEARING UR SICKLY WARM T-SHIRT 2DAY? U SHULD BE
/ O U DONT EVEN HAVE THE SICKLY WARM T-SHIRT?
/ ITS THE BEST T-SHIRT 2 WEAR WHEN ITS SICKLY WARM SUSCH AS 2DAY
/ & U CULD SAVE 10% W/ COUPON CODE "TOE" SINCE MEYE TOE IS BROKEN
/ ITS UR LUCKY DAY
THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING SICKLY WARM UNISEX CREW NECK T-SHIRT
/ IS IT 10 DEGREES ABOVE AVG OUTSIDE?
/ O WOWOW/ THATS SICKLY WARM
/ A PERFECT TIME 2 WEAR THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING SICKLY WARM T-SHIRT
/ 2 LET EVRE1 ELSE KNOW THAT ITS NOT A NORMAL TEMP
/ THAT INSTEAD/
IT IS SICKLY WARM
/ DISGUSTING
/ COMES IN ORANGE
IT IS THE SEASON 4 DISTRIBUTING ROCKS 2 MEYE WEATHER ASSOCIATES
/ FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) LAST YEAR TOLD ME IN LATE DECEMBER EYE NEEDED 2 BEGIN A PROCESS
/ A PROCESS OF DISTRIBUTING GOODS 2 MEYE WEATHER ASSOCIATES IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON
/ EYE SAID "OK" & ACQUIRED A SATCHEL OF CHUNKS OF OBSIDIAN
/ THIS YEAR EYE ACQUIRED A SATCHEL OF RANDOM ROCKS
/ SMOOTH NICE ROCKS
/ IF UR A WEATHER ASSOCIATE READING THIS, PREPENT URSELVES
/ 2 RCV SUM ROCKS 4 DECEMBER
THE LEFTOVER OBSIDIAN EYE HAVE FROM LAST YEAR EYE WILL DISTRIBUTE 4 FREE @ ARISIA THIS YEAR
/ AS EYE WILL BE @ ARISIA IN JANUARY OF 2026
/ & EYE HAVE ALL THIS OBSIDIAN LEFTOVER FROM LAST YEAR
/ EYE THOT Y NOT DISTRIBUTE OBSIDIAN CHUNKS 2 PPL @ THE GREAT EVENT OF ARISIA?
/ IN FACT
/ EYE WILL BE HANDING OUT FREE PAMPHLETS, STICKERS, & OBSIDIAN
/ WHILST SUPPLIES LAST THAT IS
/ EVEN MOAR REASON 4 U 2 GO 2 ARISIA THIS YEAR
THATS ALL THE WEATHER EYE HAVE 2 REPORT @ THIS TIME
/ SO UNTIL THE NEXT EMAIL ON FRIDAY 12/26 @ 11:11 AM
/ EYE WISH U WELL
/ & REMEMBER
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ NEED 2:
U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
