EYE HAVE BEEN WATCHING "FILMS"
COMMUNICATION #4
/ MOST WEEKS THIS NEWSLETTER WILL BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAYS @ 11:11 AM
/ UNLESS EYE 4GET SUSCH AS EYE DID THIS WEEK
/ DEAL W/ IT
/ 1ST OF ALL SEASONS GREETINGS
/ EYE SUPPOSE EYE MUST RECOGNIZE THERE R ALL SORTS OF HOLIDAYS THIS TIME OF YEAR
/ EVEN EYE FEEL IT
/ AS ~90% OF MEYE WEATHER ASSOCIATES R TENDING 2 THEMSELVES & THEIR FAMILIES & FRIENDS ETC
/ 2 DEW WHO KNOWS WAT
/ IT MEANS EYE HAVE FAR FEWER WEATHER MEETINGS & LESS WEATHER.BIZ 2 CONDUCT
/ SO EYE HAVE BEEN ENJOYING SUM TIME 2 WATCH SUM FILMS
/ EYE REALEYEZD IN EARLY DECEMBER THAT EYE HADNT WATCHED A SINGLE FILM IN THE YEAR 2025
/ & HAVE BARELY PEEPED NE FILMS SINCE EYE BUBBLED UP UN2 THE SURFACE OF UR REALITY IN 2012
/ MOSTLY STAR TREK FILMS
/ IT IS MEYE BELIEF THAT PEEPING FILMS WILL HELP ME DEVISE NEW METHODS OF SPREDDING THE MSG OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ SO EYE AM KEEN 2 WATCH MOAR
IF U HAVE FILM U WULD LIKE 2 RECOMMEND 2 ME LMK IN THE COMMENTS OR BEYE A DIFFERENT METHOD IDC JUST RECOMMEND MOVIES 2 ME PLS THX
/ EYE AM COLLECTING FILM RECOMMENDATIONS FROM MEYE FOLLOWERS
/ & ADDING THEM 2 MEYE NEW LETTERBOXD WATCHLIST
/ THEN, BEYE COMPUTERIZED RANDOM SELECTION
/ EYE AM WATCHING THEM 1 BEYE 1
/ HERE R THE FILMS EYE HAVE WATCHED THIS MONTH SO FAR
/ ALONG W/ 1 SENTENCE SPOILER FREE REVIEWS:
OPPENHEIMER (2023): 3.5 STARS
P GOOD EYE GUESS BUT EYEM NOT A FAN OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS OR EVEN JUST HEARING OR THINKING ABOUT THEM.
SINNERS (2025): 4 STARS
EXCELLENT FILM INCREDIBLY ENJOYABLE ALL THE WAY THRU, & IT HAD A MSG OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS WOVEN IN.
THE PERFECT STORM (2000): 2.5 STARS
PLENTY OF WEATHER BUT NOT ENOUGH METEOROLOGY, & IT WAS A REPENTLESS TALE OF FOOLS
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS (2009): 3.5 STARS
ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS WEATHER IN THIS FILM, BUT 1NCE EYE GOT PAST THAT IT WAS P FUN 2 WATCH, W/ SUM WHISPERS OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS MIXED IN.
THE AVENGERS (1998): 3 STARS
KIND OF A POINTLESS, FOOLISH FILM, BUT THE VILLAIN IS A "FANATICAL METEOROLOGIST" WICH WON THIS FILM POINTS IN MEYE REVIEW
SAN ANDREAS (2015): 3.5 STARS
PRETTY EXCITING & EYE ENJOYED IT DESPITE TECHNICALLY BEING A BAD MOVIE, NOT RLY WEATHER BASED BUT EARTHQUAKE BASED
BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000): 0.5 STARS
THIS MOVIE IS HORRIBLE & EVEN THO ITS A CHRISTMAS FILM EYE FAIL 2 LEARN NETHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS EVRE TIME EYE WATCH THIS
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946): 4.5 STARS
THIS FILM WAS SURPRISINGLY INCREDIBLE W/ A STRONG MSG OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
CHRISTMAS TWISTER (2012): 1.5 STARS
JUMBLED UP METEOROLOGY NOTHING RLY MADE NE SENSE INCLUDING A F6 TORNADO, THO EYE AM SURE RESIDENTS OF FORT WORTH TEXAS MUST HAVE ENJOYED THIS FILM
KRAMPUS (2015): 3.5 STARS
A HORRIBLE FAMILY GOES THRU A SUPERNATURAL ORDEAL, COMPLETE W/ THUNDERSNOWBLOBS
BLACK CHRISTMAS (1977): 3.5 STARS
PRETTY GOOD A LIL SCARY, THIS 1 U KNOW THE SECRET THE WHOLE TIME U WATCH THE FILM: OR DEW U?
DIE HARD (1988): 3 STARS
PRETTY EXCITING STUFF BUT ABSOLUTELY NO MSG OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IN SITE, WICH KNOCKS IT DOWN 2 A 3 STAR RATING
MIRACLE ON 34TH ST (1947): 2.5 STARS
THERE IS SIMPLY NO WAY NY-CITYSTATE WAS EVER 99.9999999% WHITE AS THIS FILM PORTRAYS, KIND OF CREEPY 2 WATCH
TO DIE FOR (1995): 3.5 STARS
A REPENTLESS WEATHER WOMAN MANIPULATES EVRE1 IN2 DEWING HER REPENTLESS BIDDING, THIS IS A SUMWAT DISTURBING UNCOMFORTABLE FILM 2 WATCH
ADD ME ON LETTERBOXD
& NOW 4 SUM MERCH
/ EYE WILL SHOW OFF THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING CALENDAR 1NCE MOAR
/ BC IT IS TRULY A REMARKABLE CALENDAR
/ & EYE WISH 4 AS MANY PPL 2 RCV THIS CALENDAR B4 ITS 2 LATE
/ & IT BECOMES IRRELEVANT
/ TAKE A LOOK
THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING 2026 WALL CALENDAR
/ THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING 2026 WALL CALENDAR
/ FILLED W/ SCREENSHOTS FROM A VIDEO FROM EVERY MONTH IN THE YEAR 2025
/ (EXCEPT DECEMBER WICH IS FROM 2023)
/ WAT A WAY 2 MARK THE PASSAGE OF TIME
/ ON THIS EXTRAORDINARILY SPESH CALENDAR
.: 14" X 11.5" (GLOSSY)
.: HIGH QUALITY PAPER STOCK
.: LARGE VIBRANT IMAGES FOR EACH MONTH
.: SPIRAL BINDING
.: CENTERED HOLE FOR HANGING
FULFILLED & SHIPPED BEYE PRINTIFY.COM, *WILL ARRIVE SEPARATELY FROM STICKER ETC ORDERS*. THEY WILL PRINT & SHIP THIS, PLS ALLOW UP2 2 WEEKS 4 DELIVERY
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ SUM SNOWBLOBS WILL FLOAT OVER SUMTIME AFTER MIDNITE
/ ALL FLOATING AWAY BEYE SATURMORN 8 OR 9 AM
/ LEAVING BEHIND
/ 0-2 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF 4 BOSTON
/ IT MITE DEPEND WHERE U R IN BOSTON 2 SEE HOW MUSCH SNOWBLOBBED UR GOING 2 GET
/ MAYBS ROSLINDALE MATTAPAN HYDE PARK WEST ROXBURY ETC CULD SEE 1-2 INCH
/ MAYBS ALLSTON/BRIGHTON DOWNTOWN EAST BOSTON ETC MITE SEE 0
/ IDK
/ A SKYBLOBLESSENING SATURDAY W/ TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 20S
/ & THEN A SATURNITE DIPPING DOWN IN2 THE MID 10S
/ A SUNDAY IN THE MID 30S
/ A SUNDAYNITE W/ THE POSSIBILITY OF ICEBLOBS AFTER 8 PM 4 A TIME
/ BUT SHULD BE ALL RAINBLOBS BEYE 5 AM
/ A MONDAY IN THE MID 40S
/ SO THAT U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ JUST BC ITS THE HOLIDAYS DOESNT MEAN U DONT NEED 2 REPENT
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ U NEED 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
