THE BLIZZARD OF 2026, KIND OF LIKE A HORRORBLOB

COMMUNICATION #12

HOW DEW U FEEL NOW THAT UVE BEEN BLIZZARDBLOBBED & BOMBOGENESISD?

/ U CERTAINLY WERE UNDER THE BLIZZARD BLOBS THAT MONDAY
/ WERENT U
/ BOSTON RCVED 17 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ PROVIDENCE HAD U BEAT W/ 38 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ BUT POOR FALL RIVER
/ FALL RIVER CAME IN @ 41 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ O WOWOW
/ THATS 2 MUSCH SNOWBLOBS
/ UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL

THE SAME PRESH AS A HORRORBLOB

/ BOMBOGENESIS OCCURRED
/ & THE PRESH OF THE BIG L OF THE BLIZZARD GOT ALL THE WAY DOWN 2 965 MILLIBARS
/ 965 MB?
/ THATS KIND OF LIKE A LEVEL 2 HORRORBLOB
/ THIS BLIZZARD BURIED PROVIDENCE, BURIED RHODE ISLAND, BURIED SOUTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS
/ IT TOOK DAYS 4 PPLS STREETS 2 BE PLOWED SO THAT THEY WULD BE ABLE 2 LEAVE

A LIMITED EDITION BLIZZARD OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT

LIMITED EDITION: THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING BLIZZARD OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE UNISEX CREW NECK T-SHIRT

/ COMMEMORATE THE BLIZZARD OF 2026 W/ THIS SPESH LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT
/ THIS T-SHIRT WILL ONLY BE 4 SALE UNTIL 20260331
/ DISPLAYING THE BOMBOBLOB AS IT SWIRLED OFF THE COAST OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND
/ U CULD BEHOLD IN THE MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS
/ OF THE FEROCIOUS ENERGY
/ REMEMBER THE SNOWTOTES
/ REMEMBER THE WICKED WIND
/ & REMEMBER 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

ACQUIRE NOW

BOMBOGENESIS IS NOW MOAR LIKELY DUE 2 UR DEATH SPIRAL

/ UR OCEAN TEMPS R RISING FAST
/ UR JET STREAM IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY UNSTABLE
/ THESE CONTRIBUTING VARIABLES HAVE INCREASED THE OCCURRENCE OF BOMBOGENESIS BEYE 40% FROM 1980 2 2020

ITS JUST UR DEATH SPIRAL

/ & PART OF THAT DEATH SPIRAL ON UR PLANET INVOLVES DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ THAT IS, WHERE FASCISM & DEATHSPIRALISM CONVERGE IN2 1 WHILST UR DEEP W/IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ & WAT A HORRIBLE DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM IT IS
/ IDK IF U WATCHED THAT DISGUSTING SPEECH ON TUESDAY
/ O HOW HORRID WAS THAT
/ EYE DONT RLY HAVE NE INTELLIGENT TAKES ABOUT IT
/ JUST EMOTIVE REACTIONS
/ DISGUSTING

UR .GOVERNOR IS TRYING 2 MAKE MASSACHUSETTS THE COMMONWEALTH OF AI

/ WAT THE FRESH HELL IS THIS
/ THERE R SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING IN UR CITY OF BOSTON
/ IN UR COMMONWEALTH
/ IN UR EMPIRE
/ BUT THIS IS WAT EYE CHOOSE 2 FOCUS ON W/IN THIS NEWSLETTER
/ DEAL W/ IT

$13 PER MONTH PER WORKER

/ W/ 40,000 COMMONWEALTH EMPLOYEES THATS A LIL OVER $6,000,000 A YEAR
/ A THREE YEAR CONTRACT
/ $6,000,000 A YEAR 4 A LAKE BOILING COMMUNITY DESTROYING PLANET DESTRUXTING PSYCHOSIS INDUCING TECHNOLOGY
/ O WOWOW
/ ANNOUNCED @ A PRESS CONFERENCE W/ ALTMAN HIMSELF PIPED IN OVER VIDEO CHAT
/ UR .GOV HEALEY WILL NOT RELEASE THE CONTRACT 4 THIS DEAL & WILL NOT SHARE THE DATA PRIVACY PROTECTIONS THAT WILL BE PUT IN PLACE
/ AS WORKERS BEGIN 2 ENTER IN ALL SORTS OF PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFORMATION IN2 THIS CHATGPT
/ WAT PROTECTIONS DOES NE1 HAVE?
/ NO1 KNOWS

.GOV HEALEY'S AI STRATEGIC TASK FORCE IS STACKED W/ DEATHSPIRALIST AI PPL

/ LETS REVIEW SUM MEMBERS OF THAT TASK FORCE
/ SPYROS MATSOUKAS - AMAZON ALEXA AI VP (AMAZON: $38B DEAL W/ OPENAI, $50B DEAL INCOMING)
/ VIPIN MAYAR - EVP FIDELITY INVESTMENTS (FIDELITY HAS INVESTED IN OPENAI)
/ SOUNDAR SRINIVASAN - DIRECTOR ON MICROSOFT AI (MICROSOFT OWNS 27% OF OPENAI)
/ 2 NAME JUST A FEW
/ MOAR: HEALEY'S OPENAI STATE CONTRACT AND WHY IT MATTERS TO YOU

TELL .GOV HEALEY: OPENAI CONTRACT NEEDS TO BE OPEN

O & THATS NOT ALL 🤔

ALL MASS. RESIDENTS TO GET FREE ACCESS TO GOOGLE AI TRAINING CLASSES, HEALEY SAYS

U CULDNT SPEND ALL UR TIME UPSET & DISTURBED
HERE, LISTEN 2 THE MUSIC EYEM LISTENING 2
RN ON THE RADIO:

"YEAH YEAH WATS THE 4CAST 4 THIS WEEKEND & NEXT WEEK"

/ EYE WAS JUST GETTING 2 THAT
/ PLS RELAX
/ O WAT WONDERS
/ WAT GLORIOUS GIFTS 2 U FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ THE GIFT OF A SATURDAY IN THE LO 50S MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS
/ PARTIES OVER THO QUICKLY W/ SUNDAY TEMPS ONLY GETTING UP IN2 THE MID 30S
/ W/ SNOWBLOBS SUMTIME BTWIXT 8 AM SUNMORN & 2 PM SUNAFT
/ 2 DELIVER 2 U
/ 0.5 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ THEN THINGS GET EVEN COLDER STILL
/ W/ TEMPS MONDAY IN THE MID 20S SKYBLOBLESS
/ BACK 2 THE BLOBS TUESDAY W/ CHANCES OF RAINBLOBS SNAINBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS TEMPS GETTING UP IN2 THE MID 30S
/ & U CULD EXPECT BLOBS WEDNESDAY AS WELL W/ TEMPS IN THE MID 40S
/ & THEN TEMPS IN THE 40S 4 UR BEYOND
/ UR AVG TEMP THIS TIME OF YEAR IS ~42 DEGREES IN BOSTON
/ SO UR 50S SATURDAY WONT EVEN BE SICKLY
/ SO U CULD "ENJOY" THAT GUILT FREE ;)

AS MUSCH AS UR POSSIBLY ABLE 2 "ENJOY" DURING DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM

BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO OF THE WEEK

& ALSO EYE CHANTED BOMBOGENESIS, AS EYE AM WONT 2 DEW WHENST BOMBOGENESIS OCCURS

O YEAH THERES A LIMITED EDITION BLIZZARD OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE POSTER AS WELL

LIMITED EDITION: THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING BLIZZARD OF 2026 COMMEMORATIVE POSTER

THIS SPESH LIMITED EDITION POSTER
/ THIS POSTER WILL ONLY BE 4 SALE UNTIL 20260331
/ DISPLAYING THE BOMBOBLOB AS IT SWIRLED OFF THE COAST OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND
/ U CULD BEHOLD IN THE MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS
/ OF THE FEROCIOUS ENERGY
/ REMEMBER THE SNOWTOTES
/ REMEMBER THE WICKED WIND
/ & REMEMBER 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

ACQUIRE NOW

SAY
BTW
DONT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

/ UR JUST SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

REPENT

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING