UR ABOUT 2 GET ALL SNOWBLOBBED UP -- SNOWTOTES & MOAR
COMMUNICATION #8
/ ITS BEEN ALMOST 4 YEARS SINCE BOSTON LAST RCVED MOAR THAN 6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ BUT O UR GONNA GET IT NOW
/ TBH MEYE MOST RECENT FEVERISH VIZION FROM UR WEATHER LORDS IS DIFFERENT THAN THE ABOVE SNOWTOTES MAP
/ SO STAY TUNED 2 WEATHER IS HAPPENING ON MASTODON BLUESKY OR INSTA 4 UPDATED SNOWTOTES MAPS AS WE GET CLOSER IN TIME & SPACE 2 THE SNOWBLOBS
/ UR .GOV HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH 4 ALL OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND
COLD
/ THAT FRIGID ARCTIC AIR IS ON ITS WAY
/ SATURMORN WILL HAVE TEMPS DOWN 2WARDS 0 DEGREES
/ & ALONG W/ THAT
/ A WICKED WIND OVERNITE FRINITE IN2 SATURMORN
/ W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 25 MPH
/ WILL CAUSE WIND CHILLS AS LOW AS -10 MAYBS EVEN -15 DEGREES
/ THATS COLD
/ SATURDAY ONLY "WARMING" 2 ABOUT 15 DEGREES
/ A SATURNITE IN THE MID 0S
THEN SUNDAY COMETH THE SNOWBLOBS
/ IF U HAVE NETHING U NEED 2 ACCOMPLISH OUT OF UR HOME ON SUNDAY ATTEMPT 2 DEW THAT B4 NOON
/ HOPEFULLY U HAVE HEEDED THE CALL OF THIS EMAIL & PREPENTED B4 THEN THO
/ AS THOSE SNOWBLOBS WILL FLOAT OVER SUMTIME AFTER SUNNOON
/ TEMPS IN EARL SUNAFT STILL IN THE LO 10S
/ THE HEAVY SNOWBLOBS WILL FLOAT OVER SUMTIME IN MID 2 LATE SUNAFT
A COASTAL FRONT SETS UP
/ THEN AFTER DARKNESS'S FALL
/ TEMPS UP IN BOSTON & ALONG THE COAST JUMP IN2 THE 20S
/ BUT TEMPS INLAND STILL IN THE 10S
/ THATS GONNA BOOST UP SUM OF THE SNOWBLOBBY RATES
/ W/ OCEAN AIR FORCING UP IN2 THE ARCTIC AIR
/ GIVING THE ADDITIONAL BOOST OF SNOWBLOBS U SEE ON THE SNOWTOTES MAP
MONDAY: LINGERING SNOWBLOBS
/ ON THE BACK END OF THE STORMBLOB
/ MOAR SNOWBLOBS
/ BUT THE HEAVIEST OF THE BLOBS WILL BE OVER BEYE MONDAY
/ LINGERING AND RANDOM LIGHT SNOWBLOBS
/ CULD GIVE U ANOTHER FEW INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
PREPENT URSELVES 4 UP2 24 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF 4 BOSTON
/ MAKE SURE U HAVE A SHOVEL & SUM DEICING SALT
/ & ENOUGH FOOD & WATER 4 3 DAYS
/ & ENOUGH INTOXICANTS
/ & PERHAPS MAKE SURE UR EXTERNAL BATTERY BANKS R CHARGED
/ PREPENT URSELVES
/ "NE OTHER WEATHER EYE SHULD BE AWARE OF"
/ YES
/ GUESS WAT BOSTON
/ "WAT"
CONGRATS BOSTON UR IN DROUGHT
/ IT JUST HAS NOT BEEN PRECIPITATING ENOUGH
/ HOW DOES IT FEEL 2 BE IN DROUGHT?
/ HAS A *SINGLE* 1 OF UR LEADERS MENTIONED THIS DROUGHT & WAT THEY PLAN 2 DEW ABOUT IT?
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
ICE'S "CATCH OF THE DAY" IN MAINE 🤮
/ RLY DOESNT GET MUCH MORE DEHUMANIZING THAN CALLING THE KIDNAPPING OF HUMANS THE "CATCH OF THE DAY"
/ ICE IS SURGING THRU MAINE, ESP IN LEWISTON & PORTLAND
/ THESE ICE JACKALS HAVE ARRESTED OVER 50 PPL SO FAR
/ MEANWHILE DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVE JARED GOLDEN OF MAINE HAS VOTED 2 INCREASE FUNDING ICE
/ LOOKING 2 HELP OR 2 KNOW WAT 2 DEW IF U SEE ICE IN MAINE?
/ THE MAINE IMMIGRANT RESOURCE HUB & HOTLINE
WEATHER IS HAPPENING BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO OF THE WEEK
/ EYE WAS @ ARISIA 4 A GOOD PORTION OF THE WEEK SO EYE DID NOT PRODUCE SO MANY VIDEOS SO THIS IS THE PICK
ARISIA RECAP
/ EYE GAVE OUT 82 ICE WHISTLES
/ DOZENS OF PIECES OF OBSIDIAN
/ & HUNDREDS OF INSPIRATIONAL WEATHER PAMPHLETS
/ 2 THE ATTENDEES OF ARISIA
/ & HAD A GREAT TIME DEWING IT
/ WHILST MEETING & GREETING HUNDREDS
/ & MEYE LECTURE "THE TIMELINE" WAS SO SPESH W/ MANY ATTENDEES
/ (THO EYE CULDNT HAPPEN BUT NOTICE A STEADY STREAM OF PPL LEAVING THE LECTURE THRUOUT)
/ (EYE FOUND THIS AMUSING BC EYE THINK THEY WERE EXPECTING SUMTHING A LIL MOAR TRADITIONALLY METEOROLOGICAL)
/ ALSO AS A RESULT OF THE SIGN UP SHEET ON THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING FAN TABLE
/ THERE R CLOSE 2 30 NEW PPL RCVING THIS EMAIL 2DAY
/ O WOWOW HOW SPESH IS THAT
MERCH CRAP – A 50% OFF STICKERS ETC CATEGORY ITEMS SALE UNTIL 2NITE (FRINITE 1/23) @ 11:59 PM USING COUPON CODE: ARISIA2026
A REMINDER 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
