POLLEN IS HAPPENING

COMMUNICATION #18

LOVELY WEATHER UR HAVING
WULD BE A SHAME IF U HAD A DIRE NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

/ LETS START THIS WEEK W/ THE WEATHER
/ ITS 2 BAD U DONT HAVE MUSCH RAINBLOBS ON THE 4CAST
/ 4 2 REASONS:
/ 1) U NEED THE RAINBLOBS BOSTON UR IN A MEDIUM DROUGHT

/ & THE SECOND REASON ITS 2 BAD ITS NOT GOING 2 RAINBLOB MUSCH IN UR 4CAST:
/ 2) UR PROBS JUST ITCHING 2 TRY OUT UR NEW WEATHER IS HAPPENING UMBRELLA, ARENT U
/ U HAD A SKYBLOBLESS FRIDAY THAT GOT UP2 69 DEGREES
/ O ISNT THAT SO "NICE"
/ "NICE" ENOUGH 4 U 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
/ OVERNITE FRINITE IN THE MID2HI 40S W/ A SLITE CHANCE OF RAINBLOBS
/ A SATURDAY IN THE LO 60S SKYBLOBLESS
/ W/ A WICKED WIND W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 30 MPH
/ SATURNITE DOWN IN2 THE MID 30S
/ A SUNDAY IN THE MID 50S MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS
/ A MONDAY IN THE SICKLY WARM LO 70S W/ A SLITE CHANCE OF RAINBLOBS IN UR MONAFT
/ & A TUESDAY
/ O A TUESDAY
/ TEMPS IN THE SICKLY WARM LO 80S
/ MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS
/ THIS IS ALL PERFECT WEATHER

PERFECT WEATHER 4 U 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IN

/ AS TRUMP THE DESTRUXTOR BROUGHT IRAN, UR PLANET, & UR MENTAL HEALTH 2 THE BRINK
/ THREATENING ANNIHILATION
/ U NEED 2 REPENT AGAINST THAT
/ U NEED 2 REPENT AGAINST TRUMP
/ U NEED 2 REPENT AGAINST DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ & EVRE1 KNOWS IT
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT

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/ THE MAJESTY OF THE EYE OF UR WEATHER LORDS
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/ EVEN IF U DIDNT KNOW IT YET
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71 DAYS UNTIL U BEGIN 2 LOSE DAYLIGHT 😏

/ 71 DAYS UNTIL THE BEGINNING OF ASTRONOMICAL SUMMER
/ 51 DAYS UNTIL THE BEGINNING OF METEOROLOGICAL SUMMER
/ UR GETTING THERE
/ TEMPS ALL NEXT WEEK SHULD BE IN THE 60S, 70S, & EVEN 80S
/ & WITH THIS EL NINO SITUATION UNFOLDING U MAY BE ABOUT 2 GET
/ 1 HOT SUMMER

POLLEN IS HAPPENING

/ AS U SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 SPRING
/ AS UR PLANTS BEGIN 2 POLLINATE EACH OTHER
/ AS U SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 HAY FEVER
/ U MITE NOTICE SUM FUNNY.BIZ IN UR SINUSES, IN UR EYES
/ AS POLLEN BEGINS 2 AFFECT UR BODY
/ AS UR BODY RELEASES HISTAMINES 2 ERADICATE A PERCEIVED THREAT FROM W/IN
/ THERE U START SNEEZING
/ THERE U START FEELING THE EFFECTS
/ PREPENT URSELVES
/ W/ ANTIHISTAMINES

EYEM ON THREADS NOW UGH YUCK 🤢🤮
PLS FOLLOW ME ON THREADS

EYE WILL BE IRL ON THE 19TH IN CAMBRIDGE

/ EYEL BE VENDING WEATHER IS HAPPENING STICKERS ETC MERCH
/ BUT ALSO EYEL BE GIVING AWAY FREE:
/ INSPIRATIONAL WEATHER PAMPHLETS
/ .BIZ CARDS
/ & ROCKS
/ EYE HAVE A WHOLE CANVAS SATCHEL OF LOVELY SMALL POLISHED ROCKS EYE NEED 2 GIVE AWAY
/ SO COME ON OVER
/ GET UR FREE PAMPHLETS & FREE ROCKS

LET WEATHER CATS WEYOUN & JADZIA REMIND U OF UR NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

WEYOUN HAS A DENTAL ISSUE & REQUIRED A PROCEDURE

/ WEYOUN HAS A DENTAL ISSUE & REQUIRES A PROCEDURE @ THE CAT HOSPITAL IN LATE MAY
/ THIS WILL BE A ALL DAY LONG
/ AS HE IS PUT ON ANESTHETICS (DRUGS) & MAY HAVE A TOOTH EXTRACTED FROM HIS MOUTH
/ POOR CAT
/ "HOW MUSCH WILL THIS COST?"
/ "A MINIMUM OF $1000 DOLLARS"
/ "O MEYE" EYE MAY RUN A SPESH WEYOUN SALE ON MERCH 2 HELP COVER THAT COST
/ SO WATCH OUT 4 THAT IN MID MAY

THE WEATHER IS NOT BIPOLAR STOP CALLING IT THAT

EYE HOPE U ALL HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING

/ AS U CONTEMPLATE REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ AS U CONTEMPLATE STOPPING UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ U CULD KNOW 1 THING 4 SURE
/ 1 THING 4 CERTAIN

WEATHER IS HAPPENING

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING

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