SPRING HAS SPRUNG & UR GETTING SEASONABLE TEMPS
COMMUNICATION #19
/ "WATS THE WEATHER GOING 2 BE"
/ CMON
/ U DIDNT EVEN LET ME BEGIN
/ FOGBLOBS OVER FRINITE TEMPS IN THE MID2HI 40S
/ UR SATURMORN MAY START OFF FOGBLOBBY
/ WELL IT WILL STAY PRETTY BLOBULAR
/ TEMPS IN THE MID 50S
/ A BLOBBY SATURNITE IN THE MID 40S
/ THEN UR BOSTON HASSLE BUDS 'N BLOOM FLEA & ART MARKET SUNDAY
/ IN THE MID2HI 50S
/ W/ RAINBLOBS IN UR SUNAFT IN2 SUNEVE
/ W/ GUSTS UP2 20 MPH
/ PERFECT WEATHER 2 COME INTERACT W/ ME
/ INDOORS
/ @ THE BOSTON HASSLE BUDS 'N BLOOM FLEA & ART MARKET
THE BOSTON HASSLE BUDS 'N BLOOM FLEA & ART MARKET
/ EYE WILL BE @ THE BOSTON HASSLE BUDS 'N BLOOM FLEA & ART MARKET
/ ON SUNDAY 4/19
/ @ THE CAMBRIDGE COMMUNITY CENTER
/ FROM 12:30 - 5 PM
/ EYE WILL HAVE SUM FREE ITEMS EYEL BE GIVING AWAY
/ ROCKS
/ LIMITED EDITION MAGNETS
/ INSPIRATIONAL WEATHER PAMPHLETS
/ COME INTERACT W/ ME IRL
/ PURCHASE ITEMS DIRECTLY FROM ME FROM THE STICKERS ETC CATEGORY
/ OR U CULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A 20% OFF SALE ON 'APPAREL' & 'OTHER' & 'DIGITAL' CATEGORY ITEMS
/ W/ COUPON CODE: HASSLE419
/ MONDAY IS THE DAY OF UR BOSTON RUNNING CONTEST
/ WHERE 10S OF THOUSANDS OF PPL WILL BE RUNNING THRU UR STREETS
/ SUM RUNNING 4 REPENTANCE, SUM RUNNING 4 THE CONTEST
/ FAVORABLE CONDISHES 4 RUNNING EYE THINK
/ W/ TEMPS @ ~8 AM MONMORN IN THE HI 30S
/ STAYING IN 40S ALL DAY LONG
/ W/ A LIL BIT OF A BREEZE
/ & PERHAPS A SPRINKLE OR 2 FROM UR BLOBS
/ THAT ALL MITE FEEL REAL NICE ON A RUNNING BODY IDK
TUESDAY
/ A PERFECT DAY 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ SKYBLOBLESS
/ LO2MID 50S
CHERISH BELOW AVG TEMPERATURES
/ UR AVG HI TEMPS THIS TIME OF YEAR IN BOSTON IS ~56 DEGREES
/ AS THE REST OF UR NEW ENGLAND
/ AS THE REST OF UR EMPIRE
/ AS THE REST OF UR PLANET
/ ROASTS UNDER THE DEPTHS OF UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ HOW MUSCH LONGER B4 BOSTON IS INSIDE OF THE ABOVE AVG TEMPS OF UR DEATH SPIRAL?
/ WILL U LOOK BACK FONDLY UPON THE LO2MID 50S IN APRIL & THINK
/ "WOW THAT WAS SO SPESH"
/ U VERY WELL MAY
WEDNESDAY
/ LO 60S BLOBULAR
THURSDAY
/ LO2MID 60S BLOBULAR
BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO OF THE WEEK
/ MEYE AESTHETIC APPEARANCE HAS CHANGED
/ AS EVERY SINGLE 1 OF MEYE HAIRS WAS SHORTENED BEYE A MAN W/ A HAND HELD HAIR CHOPPING MACHINE
/ & MEYE BEARD WAS REMOVED
/ THIS IS MEYE ANNUAL HAIRCUT
/ A LIL SHORTER THAN EXPECTED THO THATS OK
/ TBH EYE HAVENT HAD SHORT HAIR LIKE THIS SINCE 2016
/ & U KNOW WAT
/ IT FEELS
/ "NICE"
SUSPENDED FROM THREADS
/ EYE WAS TRYING OUT THREADS ON A TRIAL BASIS
/ HOWEVER, AFTER 1 WEEK, EYE WAS SUSPENDED
/ 4 REASONS UNKNOWN
/ SO EYE D/LED THE APP
/ & THE APP WAS LIKE
/ "ANSWER THIS CAPTCHA"
/ "GIVE ME UR TELEPHONE NUMBER & LET ME SMS U A 2FA CODE & GIVE IT BACK 2 ME"
/ "NOW SUBMIT A SELFIE"
/ SORRY THREADS
/ NOT 2DAY
NIGHT COFFEE
/ IF U FOLLOW ME ON A TEXT BASED SOCIAL MEDEA WEBSITE LIKE MASTODON OR BLUESKY OR PREVIOUSLY THREADS
/ U KNOW THAT EYE TRULY ENJOY A NIGHT COFFEE
/ NOW
/ A COFFEE ROASTER REACHED OUT 2 ME
/ & WE HAVE PREPENTED
THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING NIGHT COFFEE BATCH #01
/ NIGHT COFFEE
/ BATCH #01
/ 12 OZ GROUND PREMIUM NIGHT COFFEE
/ ROASTED IN THE CITY OF BOSTON
/ A FULL BODIED MEDIUM ROAST
/ 4 ALL UR NIGHT COFFEE NEEDS
/ WHEN U WANT 2 MAKE A NIGHT COFFEE
/ REACH 4 THE NIGHT COFFEE
/ THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING NIGHT COFFEE THAT IS
/ THE BEST COFFEE 4 NIGHT COFFEE IS NIGHT COFFEE
/ BATCH #01 (QUANTITY 11)
/ ROASTED ON: 4/10/2026
/ BEST BY: 7/9/2026
/ DISTRIBUTED BY WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ INGREDIENTS: GROUND COFFEE
/ NOTE: NOT DECAF THIS IS REGULAR CAFFEINATED COFFEE
PEEP THE NIGHT COFFEE DOCUMENTARY:
/ OF COURSE PURCHASING NIGHT COFFEE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ THO NIGHT COFFEE MAY AID IN REPENTANCE
/ AS U MAY NEED 2 STAY AWAKE DURING THE NIGHT TIME 4 UR REPENTANCE ACTIVITIES
/ MERCH PURCHASES R NOT REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ THERE IS ONLY 1 WAY 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS:
STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX
FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ BC UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
2193 COMMONWEALTH AVE
SUITE 236
BOSTON, MA 02135
(617) 971-8602
