THE BRAIN SURGEON SAID THE ANEURYSM IN MEYE NECK LOOKS LIKE A LIL SAUSAGE
COMMUNICATION #16
ANEURYSM UPDATE
/ EYE HAD A NEW CT SCAN LAST WEEK
/ A LIL BIT OF A FIASCO
/ THE CT SCAN PPL WERE VERY NICE
/ BUT CULD NOT FIND A VEIN IN MEYE ARM
/ SO THEY PUT A IV IN MEYE HAND WICH WAS V UNPLEASANT
/ THEN EYE WAS ABOUT 2 GET THE CT SCAN
/ EYE WAS LAYING DOWN IN THE LIL BED READY 2 BE INSERTED IN2 THE BIG CIRCLE
/ BUT THE CT SCAN PERSON WAS LIKE
/ "WE MUST STOP WE HAVE A ORDER 4 UR HEAD & WE NEED THE NECK"
/ "PLS RESCHED PROBS IN 2 WEEKS"
/ SO EYE LEFT THE HOSPITAL & CALLED FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) 2 PICK ME UP 2 DRIVE ME BACK 2 THE WEATHER LAIR IN HIS DEATH MACHINE (AUTOMOBILE)
/ BUT RITE AFTER EYE CALLED FLOYD THE HOSPITAL GAVE ME A LIL RINGADING
"ACTUALLY THE HEAD IS FINE 4 A SCAN, UR ANEURYSM IS FAR UP ENOUGH UR NECK THAT WE CULD JUST DEW A HEAD SCAN"
/ OK KEWL SO EYE CALLED FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) 2 TELL HIM 2 WAIT ON THE RIDE & WENT BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
/ THIS TIME THE NICE PPL WERE ABLE 2 PUT A IV IN2 MEYE ARM WICH WAS NOT AS UNPLEASANT AS THE HAND IV
/ THE IV IS NEEDED BC THEY NEEDED 2 PUMP SUMTHING CALLED CONTRAST IN2 MEYE BLOOD
/ THIS WULD MAKE MEYE ARTERY RLY SHOW UP IN THE IMAGING SCAN OR SUMTHING IDK
/ SO EYE GOT ON THE LIL BED & THEY INSERTED ME IN2 THE BIG CIRCLE
/ & PUMPED ME W/ CONTRAST WICH MADE ME FEEL WARM & TINGLY AS IF EYE WAS URINATING MEYESELF
/ BUT EYE WASNT IT WAS JUST THE CONTRAST
/ "OK THX BEYE" & THAT WAS THAT
THE RAW RESULTS
/ EYE WAS HOPING 2 HAVE HAD A CHANCE 2 TALK 2 THE BRAIN SURGEON B4 THIS NEWSLETTER BUT HE HAS NOT GIVEN ME A LIL RINGADING YET
/ EYE HAVE 2 WAIT SUM TIME B4 EYE CULD TALK 2 THE BRAIN SURGEON BC THE BRAIN SURGEON NEEDS 2 SHOW THE SCAN OF MEYE ANEURYSM 2 HIS COUNCIL OF BRAIN SURGEONS 2 GET ME THE BEST POSSIBLE ANEURYSM UPDATE
/ BUT EYE RCVED SUM RAW RESULTS
/ & THOSE RESULTS
/ WERE
/ THAT
THE ANEURYSM IS UNCHANGED
/ ACCORDING 2 WEATHER ACOLYTES W/ ANEURYSMS THIS IS NOT BAD NEWS
/ BUT EYE KNOW THE BRAIN SURGEON WAS HOPING IT WULD BEGIN 2 SHRINK & HEAL
/ & IT SOUNDS AS THO IT HASNT
/ THO EYE AM GOING 2 WAIT UNTIL EYE HEAR BACK FROM THE BRAIN SURGEON 4 THE FINAL ANALYSIS
/ EYE GUESS THIS MEANS THAT THE ABSTINENCE FROM MARIJUANA & ALCOHOL SHALL CONTINUE
NEARLY 7 MONTHS OF TOTAL SOBRIETY
/ PLS
/ TAKE A EXTRA HIT
/ DRINK A EXTRA BEER
/ DO IT IN MEYE HONOR
ABRUPTLY CHANGING THE SUBJECT
ITS TIME 4 THE WEATHER
/ A FRINITE DIPPING DOWN IN2 THE MID 20S
/ & A COLD NO KINGS SATURDAY
/ BLOBULAR MID2HI 30S 4 UR REPENTANCE ACTIVITIES
/ W/ WIND CHILLS IN THE HI 20S
/ SO DRESS APPROPRIATELY 4 UR REPENTANCE
/ A SATURNITE ALSO DIPPING DOWN IN2 THE 20S
/ A HI 40S MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS SUNDAY
/ SICKLY WARMTH RETURNS NEXT WEEK W/ TEMPS MONDAY IN THE LO 60S
/ TUESDAY SEASONABLE TEMPS IN THE MID 50S
/ THEN SICKLY WARM MID2HI 60S WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY
/ U MITE EVEN SEE 69 DEGREES
/ WILL U CONTINUE UR REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
ANNOUNCEMENT
/ EYE WILL BE VENDING @ THE BOSTON HASSLE FLEA & ART MARKET
/ @ THE CAMBRIDGE COMMUNITY CENTER APRIL 19TH
/ SELLING ITEMS FROM THE STICKERS ETC CATEGORY OF THE MERCH SHOP IRL
/ BUT MOAR IMPORTANTLY
/ INTERACTING W/ CONTINUING & NEW WEATHER ACOLYTES ALIKE
/ 2 TALK A LIL BIT ABOUT THE WEATHER
/ & REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS? ;)
/ REPENT
MERCH ITEM OF THE WEEK
WARNING: CURSED HAT
WEATHER IS HAPPENING BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO OF THE WEEK
UR .GOV'S WAR ON IRAN IS PART OF THEIR DESTRUXTION OF U & UR PLANET
/ 1ST EYE WANT 2 MAKE SUMTHING CRYSTAL CLR
/ IF THIS WAR CULD SUMHOW BE "CLEAN" THAT WULD NOT MAKE IT GOOD
/ JUST AS IF IT ONLY COST $5 2 WAGE THIS WAR, IT WULD STILL BE V BAD
/ AS UR .GOV DESTRUXTS IRAN
/ SO IT DESTRUXTS UR WEATHER LORDS
/ DUMPING OVER 5 MILLION METRIC TONS OF CO2 EMISSIONS IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE OVER THE COURSE OF JUST 2 WEEKS
/ UH OH
/ UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ & AS A RESULT
UR JUST SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
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BOSTON, MA 02135
