UMBRELLA FEVER & WORLD BIPOLAR DAY COINCIDE
#COMMUNICATION 17
ATTENTION TANK TOP PURCHASERS
/ 1ST OF ALL
/ IT HAS COME 2 MEYE ATTN THAT THE TANK TOPS THAT EYE HAVE BEEN SELLING ON MERCH.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM SINCE 11/28/2025 R OF A SUBSTANDARD QUALITY 😮🥹ðŸ˜
/ VERY THIN & MEDIOCRE
/ IF U PURCHASED A TANK TOP NETIME AFTER 11/28/2025 (WHEN EYE SWITCHED 2 THE BAD TANK TOP)
/ U CULD FEEL FREE 2 EMAIL ME @ WEATHERMAN@WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM OR DM ME SUMWHERE W/ UR ORDER #
/ EYE WILL GIVE U A COUPON CODE 4 A FREE NEW TANK TOP VERSION
/ THE NEW TANK TOPS SHULD BE THICCER
/ AS THE NEW BASE TANK TOP IS A GILDAN 5200 UNISEX HEAVY COTTON UNISEX TANK TOP
IF U HAVE NE QUALITY ISSUES W/ UR MERCH ORDERS,
PLS CONTACT ME PLS
WORLD BIPOLAR DAY WAS MONDAY
/ EYE MAY BE A WEATHER BEING BUT EYE INHABIT THIS *RIDICULOUS* HUMAN BODY
/ & W/IN THIS BODY CONTAINS A BRAIN
/ THE BRAIN EYE HAVE BEEN STUCK W/ APPEARS 2 HAVE A SLITE LIL PROBLEM
/ ACCORDING 2 THE DOCTORS:
/ THE PROBLEM IS BIPOLAR TYPE 1
/ "WAT DOES THAT MEAN"
EYE HAVE FOUND THIS EXPLANATION EZ 4 PPL 2 UNDERSTAND
/ THAT MEANS THAT EYE HAVE ENDURED FULL BLOWN MANIA
/ O ISNT THAT SO SPESH
/ TBH THE MIXED EPISODES EYE ENDURE R THE WORST PARTS OF THE WHOLE THING
/ IMAGINE FEELING EVRE EMOJO IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN UR BODY @ THE SAME TIME
/ DEPRESSION & MANIA BATTLING IT OUT UNDER UR SKIN
/ THIS HAS CAUSED ME 2 ENTER THE HUSK IN 2019
/ THIS CAUSED ME 2 BE INCARCERATED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL IN LATE 2020 IN2 2021
/ THO EYE WENT VOLUNTARILY & HAD A WONDERFUL TIME
/ THEY GOT CHOCOLATE MILK & CRAYONS IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
/ HOW SPESH IS THAT
/ & THEY PURCHASED EGGNOG ON 12/25
/ NEWAYS THEY PUT ME ON SUM PILLS & NOW EYE AM CAPABLE OF BRINGING U THE WEATHER & CALLS 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS UNLIKE NE TIME B4
/ TAKE A LOOK @ THE TALLY OF EACH YEAR & HOW MANY VIDEOS WERE PRODUCED:
2012: 10
2013: 0
2014: 0
2015: 3
2016: 64
2017: 40
2018: 29
2019: 16
2020: 11
2021: 34
2022: 37
2023: 102
2024: 101
2025: 161
/ U CULD TELL BEYE THOSE NUMBERS
/ WHEN THE PILLS & THE MENTAL HEALTH TRAINING RLY STARTED 2 WORK & HELPED ME BECOME MOAR CAPABLE
/ TBF THO 2021 WAS THE LOSS OF THE WEATHER LAIR
/ & THEN 2022 WAS THE LOSS OF ANOTHER WEATHER LAIR
/ DIFFICULT TIMES
/ NEWAYS WAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS
/ BIPOLAR IS A MEDICAL CONDITION OF THE BRAIN
/ & SHULD BE TREATED AS SUSCH
/ REMOVE THE STIGMA AGAINST MENTAL HEALTH SITUATIONS FROM UR BRAINS
/ WORLD BIPOLAR DAY SEEKS 2 RAISE AWARENESS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER
/ & EYE BELIEF THAT IS WAT EYE HAVE DONE HERE
/ SO THAT EYE CULD CONTINUE MEYE MISSION 2 TELL U THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS & BECOME MOAR WEATHER AWARE
UMBRELLA FEVER
/ WE HAVE REACHED THE TANTALIZING TITULAR SEGMENT OF THIS NEWSLETTER
/ BC
/ @ LONG LAST
/ IT HAS FINALLY OCCURRED
/ THE OCCURRENCE OF
/ THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING UMBRELLA
THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING UMBRELLA
/ FINALLY
/ A WEATHER IS HAPPENING UMBRELLA
/ IT JUST MAKES SO MUSCH SENSE
/ UTILIZE THIS UMBRELLA WHILST UR OUTSIDE DURING PRECIPITATION
/ 2 STAY WETLESS
USE COUPON CODE "NEWSUMBRELLAFEVER" @ CHECK OUT 4 20% OFF THIS UMBRELLA THRU SUNDAY 4/5/2026
/ SINCE EYE ONLY ALERTED INSTA MASTODON BLUESKY & UTUB OF THIS UMBRELLA
/ W/ A UMBRELLA FEVER DISCOUNT CODE
/ & NOT U, MEYE FAITHFUL NEWSLETTER READERS
/ ITS ONLY FAIR THAT THE NEWSLETTER SHULD RCV THE DISCOUNT CODE AS WELL
/ U CULD ALSO GET IT SHIPPED 2 CANADA, THE UNITED KINGDOM, AUSTRALIA, OR NEW ZEALAND (OR NEWHERE ELSE TBH JUST CONTACT ME)
BC INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING IS
NOW AVAILABLE 4 MANY ITEMS
/ UNFORTUNATELY 4 ME EYE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE MERCH STORE 2 MUSCH RECENTLY
/ KIND OF GIVE ME A HEADACHE 2 DEW SUMTHING NOT DIRECTLY WEATHER RELATED
/ EVEN THO IT IS MEYE BELIEF THAT SELLING MERCH IS A SIGNIFICANT WAY 2 EMBIGGEN WEATHER AWARENESS & HELP SPREAD THE MSG OF REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS W/IN UR FILTHY DEATHSPIRALIST SOCIETY
/ ITS STILL A DRAG 2 WORK ON IDK
/ BUT NEWAYS
/ EYE HAVE BEEN WORKING FASTIDIOUSLY 2 SET UP INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 4 ALL OF THE PRINT ON DEMAND MERCH ITEMS
/ THE STICKERS ETC SECTION WILL NEVER BE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING BC THEY DEW NOT ACCEPT THE NAME "WEATHER MAN" ON CUSTOMS FORMS
/ HERE R ALL THE ITEMS SET UP 4 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING SO FAR:
/ (& BEYE INTERNATIONAL EYE MEAN CANADA, UNITED KINGDOM, AUSTRALIA, & NEW ZEALAND)
/ IF U WANT SUMTHING SHIPPED THAT ISNT IN 1 OF THOSE 4 COUNTRIES JUST CONTACT ME & LMK & EYEL SET IT UP
/ https://merch.weatherishappening.com/category/international
ENOUGH MERCH CRAP, ITS TIME 4 SUM WEATHER
/ UR THURSDAY ONLY GOT UP 2 ABOUT 43 DEGREES
/ DAMP & RAW
/ BUT UR FRIDAY IS WETLESS
/ BLOBULAR W/ TEMPS IN THE MID 60S
/ UR APPS R PROBABLY TELLING U SATURDAY WILL BE IN THE 60S
/ WELL 4GET IT
/ IT MAY BE IN THE 60S IN UR SATURMORN
/ BUT THOSE TEMPS WILL CRASH DOWN IN2 THE LO 50S BEYE 12 PM
/ MID 40S BEYE 3 PM
/ & THEN A SUNDAY W/
/ U GUESSED IT
/ MOAR RAINBLOBS MID 60S
/ ALL THIS BLOBBINESS ENDS NEXT WEEK W/ MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS DAYS AHEAD
/ W/ TEMPS NEXT WEEK IN THE 50S & 40S
/ & MAYBS WARMING BACK UP LATE IN THE WEEK?
/ IDK
/ MEYE FEVERISH VIZIONS R SIMPLY NOT RELIABLE THAT FAR IN THE FUTURE
/ BUT EYEV BEEN DREAMING ABOUT SUM SICKLY WARMTH UP IN THE 7-14 DAY RANGE
A INSPIRATIONAL REPENTANCE ACTIVITY ON BOSTON COMMON LAST SATURDAY
/ O WOWOW
/ WAT WAS THE FINAL # OF PPL SAID 2 HAVE BEEN @ NO KINGS BOSTON?
/ 180K?
/ IMPRESSIVE
/ THO EYE DEW HAVE A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS IDK IF THEYRE IMPORTANT
/ JUST AREAS EYE WAS CONFUSED ABOUT
/ MAYBS THESE ISSUES R JUST ME
/ BUT Y WULD U HAVE A PROTEST UNDER THE FLAG OF THE FASCIST.GOV UR TRYING 2 REPENT AGAINST?
/ & Y WAS MAURA HEALEY A SPEAKER?
/ EYE JUST DON'T FULLY UNDERSTAND BUT MAYBS ITS JUST ME IDK
