WEATHER MAN IS CHIEF METEOROLOGIST 4 WEATHER IS HAPPENING, BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
COMMUNICATION #15 / UR DEATH SPIRAL EXPRESSES ITSELF IN SO MANY SPESH WAYS NOW THAT UVE BEEN REALITY SHIFTED IN2 DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM / 1 SUCH WAY IS BEING FELT IN UR WEST / AS IT STEEPS UNDER THE HEAT DOME / BREAKING ALL HEAT RECORDS 4 MARCH UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL / &
COMMUNICATION #14 SUM QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS / THE RUMORS R TRUE / EYE WILL BE HELPING HOST & WILL PROVIDE WEATHER 4 THE RAT CITY ARTS FESTIVAL ON AUGUST 1 IN ALLSTON / SO MAKE PLANS 2 GO 2 THAT / ALSO / MAY 16TH U MITE WANT 2 GET A COPY OF THE 16TH ISSUE
COMMUNICATION #13 / ACTUALLY / UR BLOBS R ALMOST OVER / WELL / NOT 100% / UR SATURMORN WILL PROBS HAVE DRIZZLEBLOBS / & U MAY HAVE FOGBLOBS UNTIL ~SATURNOON / BLOBULAR IN UR SATURAFT / BUT GUESS WAT / STARTING SATURDAY EYE DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN UR TEMPS WILL DIP BELOW 40 DEGREES AGAIN / TEMPS IN THE HI
COMMUNICATION #12 HOW DEW U FEEL NOW THAT UVE BEEN BLIZZARDBLOBBED & BOMBOGENESISD? / U CERTAINLY WERE UNDER THE BLIZZARD BLOBS THAT MONDAY / WERENT U / BOSTON RCVED 17 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / PROVIDENCE HAD U BEAT W/ 38 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / BUT POOR FALL RIVER / FALL
COMMUNICATION #11 / BOMBOGENESIS / A NOR'EASTER / BLOBBING ITS WAY 2 U SUNDAYNITE IN2 MONDAY / W/ A WICKED WIND W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH / COASTAL FLOOD WATCH / RN MEYE FEVERISH VIZIONS R SHOWING ME 5-10 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF 4 BOSTON / STAY TUNED BC YESTERDAY THOSE SAME
COMMUNICATION #10 / UH OH / EYE HAD A FEVERISH VIZION FROM UR WEATHER LORDS / A VIZION OF / SUM MOAR SNOWBLOBS 4 U / & AREAS ALONG THE COAST / U CULD SEE UP2 6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / U MITE NOTICE A FEW FOOLISH FLAKES FRIDAY / BUT THE REAL FLAKES WONT
COMMUNICATION #9 (A DAY LATE, BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER) / EYE ATTENDED A SECRET WEATHER MEETING IN NEWTON ON FRIDAY / & AS EYE TRAVELED WHILST WEARING MEYE ISOMORPHIC PROJECTION / 1 CULDNT HAPPEN BUT NOTICE HOW DISGUSTING THE SNOW IS / A 2 FOOT WIDE PATH & ON EITHER SIDE LARGE SNOW
COMMUNICATION #8 / ITS BEEN ALMOST 4 YEARS SINCE BOSTON LAST RCVED MOAR THAN 6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / BUT O UR GONNA GET IT NOW / TBH MEYE MOST RECENT FEVERISH VIZION FROM UR WEATHER LORDS IS DIFFERENT THAN THE ABOVE SNOWTOTES MAP / SO STAY TUNED 2 WEATHER IS
COMMUNICATION #7 / EYEM GOING 2 BE A LIL .BIZ @ ARISIA BTWIXT LATER 2DAY & MONDAY / SO HERE IS A WEATHER 4CAST 4 THOSE DAYS / HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT CHANGE 2 MUSCH / THE SNOW 4CAST 4 SUNDAY CULD DEF CHANGE / EYE WILL SEE IF EYE CULD PRODUCE A WEATHER 4CAST 4 U
COMMUNICATION #6 / 1ST UR .GOV ATTACKED VENEZUELA / KILLING OVER 100 PPL / & KIDNAPPING THEIR PRESIDENT? / & THEN AS IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH / ICE.GOV HAS BEGUN EXECUTING PPL IN THE STREETS / W/ THE COLD BLOODED MURDER OF RENEE NICOLE GOOD 0:00 /0:18 1× ITS ALL JUST SO HORRIBLE
COMMUNICATION #5 / ITS TIME 2 HEAT IT UP / DID U 4GET UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL? / DECEMBER WAS COLD / W/ 23 DAYS BELOW AVG / BUT UR WEATHER LORDS OFFERED BOSTON A YEAR W/ ABOVE AVG TEMPS / U HAD THE HOTTEST JUNE DAY EVER RECORDED @ 102 DEGREES ON 20250624 / & BELOW
COMMUNICATION #4 / MOST WEEKS THIS NEWSLETTER WILL BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAYS @ 11:11 AM / UNLESS EYE 4GET SUSCH AS EYE DID THIS WEEK / DEAL W/ IT / 1ST OF ALL SEASONS GREETINGS / EYE SUPPOSE EYE MUST RECOGNIZE THERE R ALL SORTS OF HOLIDAYS THIS TIME OF YEAR / EVEN EYE FEEL IT